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Reading lion

Person 1: "I just finished the Harry Potter book, broh!"
Person 2: "Dayum, you're such a reading lion!"
by Fredrik James February 10, 2021
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Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading
“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”
by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022
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RKVIANS ROARING FOR RKV

Rahul Vaidya is the favorite to win bb14. He is the best contestant of this season. Vote for Rahul Vaidya. RKVians will do anything to make him win.
by Hvash February 12, 2021
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sleep-reading

The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.
When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.
by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021
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hes not reading this

who?

jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learnt how to read.
reading is great

hes not reading this
by succmydicc February 16, 2018
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Reading a Magazine

Masturbating Over a Porno or Lads Mag
I was 'Reading a magazine' at work the other day
by Supdog4567 February 26, 2010
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