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reading sub

a retard that falls on a exstention cord and hits the smart board, then yells at the class and becomes very salty
by richard the bitcherd February 16, 2018
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reading someone

A gaming slang, meaning "predicting someone else's actions or movement". Mostly used in games where you need to hit your opponent with projectiles or attacks, while they try to avoid getting hit by you.
"Wow, I read him(reading someone) like a book"
by SilverFelida December 8, 2020
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Sexy Reading

When one reads a sensual/sexual scene or part of a book, or reading an erotica entirely - mainly for self-pleasure and satisfaction.
Who doesn't love or enjoy some sexy reading?
by TheIslander96 June 17, 2015
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Bed-Reading

The action of placing a book in your right hand, running full speed at your bed, jumping precisely five feet away from the mattress, completing a one hundred and eighty degree spin while simultaneously crossing the book between your legs. You then land on your back with the book open and proceed to read your story of choice.
Bed-Reading is an extreme sport, only for the elite.
by dirkdiggler12 December 4, 2016
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Reading a magazine

When one goes to the bathroom for a long period of time.
Person 1: I'm gonna go read a magazine.

Person 2: hahah I told you not to eat all those spicy tacos!Have fun reading a magazine.
by Asianchild December 28, 2013
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read a book

1. A animated rap song.
2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.
1. guy1: hey did u see that new rap song called "read a book"

guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it.

2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =*(

guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>
by bl@ckm@rio August 19, 2007
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reading material

A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.
That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.
by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007
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