Ricer

a jack-off mobile usually a honda that is easily confused for a SHOPPING CART at your local grocery store. usually driven by: yes, you guessed it boys and girls : JACK OFFS
vrrooom vrrrrorooom *guy in civic* maybe if i jacked off faster, this piece of s#$t will run a 10 second 1/4 mile.
by k&y September 18, 2003
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a car with ANY mods whatsoever that do not ad performance
any body kit
stupid stickers
elec bov
"chromies"
by Ishan February 24, 2004
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A person who is involved in the sport import compact scene. See rice boy.
A wing, muffler and wheels... The typical car of a typical ricer.
by jt November 22, 2002
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noun, any person who adds downforce to the rear end of a front wheel drive car in order to achive quicker acceleration
My civic had slow bumpers so i added a body kit and wing and now it hits much harder from the rollon
by rexracer November 24, 2002
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A state of mind drivers get (normaly, but not limited to, drivers of FWD sub 5.0 Liter Engine) where as seeing the movie "fast and the furious" they beleive there import is a 10 second car and ready to take out Trans Ams.
That 16 second Ricer Barked his fart can at my 12 second T/A, what the hell is he thinking?
by WickedS6 July 11, 2003
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a person of any race that drives an import car and in some cases srt-4's and some american cars. They usually drive japanees imports that are made for fuel economy like hondas, integras, rsx,eclipse and so on. Most ricers think that their hondas are the fastest car even in tracks. Most are in denyal that they are ricers and tey call themselfs tuners. In seviere cases the ricer has a Honda and a respecable car like a SupraTT yet he is always talking about His Civic with vtech instead, and they are so ignorant to reaize that all cars now a days have valve timing systems. This is when you know there is a sever case of ricer denyal. Maily all ricers have older Civics or integras but new gerneation Civic Si have been a rebirth to ricy behavior
Hey i have a 94 Supra twin turbo but i think i will take my 07 Civic si to the track instead because its so fast and looks great with tinted windows, rims and lowered with coilovers.But when someone with a car faster than my civic(most REAL sport cars) comes to race me or chalange me ill resort to my supra to back me up. ---- thats the ricer ways
by 2JZClub April 13, 2009
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Usually done on small cars, I.E. 4 cylinder imports and domestic. Every so often you see a car that is legit but is ruined by the driver with what is about to be said. These cars have almost to no performance enhancements, they just look like they are fast. As in, putting on stickers that make them seem legit. Like VTEC Mustang, a Turbo sticker on a small Toyota, and pop the hood and there is no sight of a turbocharger.

The typical ricer driver is cocky and does not realize that he/she in fact does not have the fastest car, but the slowest car in the lot and does not know a thing about cars and the mechanics.

Cosmetic enhancements for a typical ricer would be a huge body kit that looks stupid, sometimes the body kit is left unpainted. If no body kit, graphics and a big spoiler.

Cars that are typically riced:

1. Honda Civic (old ones)
2. Chevrolet Cavalier
3. Dodge Neon

Cars that are legit out of the factory, but riced anyway:
1. Ford Mustang
2. Chevy Camaro
3. Nissan 350Z
Those don't exist, just stop talking, you are a ricer.
by Sleepers are the S*** July 15, 2011
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