Pare Programming

Refactoring code; slimming down a codebase; optimizing existing code.

This codebase is out of control, it needs some pare programming.

by Devil Hatfield November 2, 2018

tuple-programming

In programming languages, such as Lisp, Python, Linda, and others, a tuple (pronounced TUH-pul) is an ordered set of values. tuple programming is a new wave of agile software engineering practice where a "tuple" of programmers sit around a workstation and work together on a problem.

The AI team at Cresta is tuple-programming this afternoon.

by strin May 17, 2019

career program

where a whole bunch of fake fucking losers jack each other off in the corner and lie to themselves selves thinking they are smart.

look at all of the career program retartds in the corner.

by sam bock February 8, 2021

fish program

Wireshark

the IT guy was using some fish program (Wireshark) to track the packets coming in and out

by LilNicky723 February 10, 2021

Poverty program

A college or sports team that sucks and usually has a large budget, but appears to be poor and unskilled. Most commonly used in college sports where the best teams are typically better funded.

Person 1: “bro we just shit on iowa state yesterday.”
Person 2: “Dude, it doesn’t matter, they have always been an absolute poverty program.”
Person 1:”damn, you right.”

by GOODGUYBRENDEN June 28, 2022

Post-Program Error Fix Clarity

That feeling when you fix an error that took 2 hours to fix. That most often feeling is anger and saddness. PPEFC for short.

SO YOU ARE F**KING SERIOUS I HAVE PROGRAMMING TRING TO FIX THIS ERROR AND THE PROBLEM IS A F**KING DOT!!!!! I HATE POST-PROGRAM ERROR FIX CLARITY!!!

by Blockitifluy January 7, 2023

one hour program

the solution to most of our problems.

if it takes more than an one hour program to fix something we get bored and walk away.the plumber, the cake decorator, the paramour, all have one hour to fix it or lose the job.

by mgpaperboy December 10, 2008