fish principle

Fish. Acronym for "Fuck it, Shit happens." A sort of 21st century Hakuna Matata.
*shit happens*

*everyone whines*

Bob applies the fish principle: "Oh well. Fuck it, shit happens."

*bob moves on with his life, happy and not worried about whatever happened."

*everyone else keeps whining*
by Jjshdddkdishbsbsjskshsbdbd September 21, 2013
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the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013
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Chelsea principle

The larger a mansion is, the larger its ratio of bathrooms to bedrooms. Small houses have two to three bedrooms for each bathroom; large houses can have twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms.
Look at how many bathrooms this place has.
Yeah, that's the Chelsea Principle for ya.
by BoilerTFUp October 06, 2023
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Chelsea Principle

The larger a house is, the larger the bathroom - to - bedroom ratio is.
"Check out all the bathrooms in this mansion!"
"That's the Chelsea Principle for ya."
by BoilerTFUp October 06, 2023
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Vyda Principle

When something has no logical meaning and appears to be completely random - thus being impossible for rational people to understand.
How did this happen? It's just the Vyda principle again.
by Singapore Charlie May 17, 2012
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arizona principle

When your learning process starts at a manageable size of subjects which can rapidly go very very widely diversified.
Similiar to the view of an iceberg above sea level compared to its actual size is the insertion of a bottle of Arizona iced tea up your anus. At first you think its hard to do so but by time it will fit. Just so by time the amount of stuff u need to learn expands like the bottle neck of the besaid bottle. Your anus is simply rip after this process.
ThatDude: i got to learn react.
ThatOtherDude: u know u got to learn redux too?
ThatDude: omg thats kinda arizona principle. rip my anus.
by CheesusCrisp December 19, 2019
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A.D. Langley Principle

The scientific principle of food or other creations looking really unappealing and otherwise grotesque, but the creator being unable to see this due to it being their creation.
Daniel: “That looks really gross Archie.”
Archie: “No it doesn’t!”
Daniel “It’s the A.D. Langley principle.”
by Rhino2871 December 25, 2022
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