by TheCantonCock December 18, 2014
Get the pre-jizzmug. Occurs during a game of beer pong, when the opposite teams calls for a "re-rack" of their cups clearly before they are ready for a "re-rack".
The drunk girls' team yelled out "re-rack" to their teammates during a game of beer pong when they had 9 cups still sitting on the table, showing they were suffering from a bad case of pre-erackulation!
by Crackerbag April 15, 2010
Get the pre-erackulationmug. When you say something dumb so you start to make fun of yourself so that when other people roast you it hurts less.
Before my buddies could clown on me, I did a quick pre-roast, clowning on myself first. You know, gotta beat 'em to the punch.
by C1284854738 August 17, 2023
Get the Pre-roastmug. A girl, who is destined to be a hoe in future, and whose "Hoe Journey" hasn't started yet, since she's still a virgin.
Samuel: Stefanie over there is definitely a Pre-Hoe.
Mathias: What's a "Pre-Hoe"?
Samuel: Well, as soon as her virginity is taken away, she'll sleep around with everyone she can.
Felix: And how did you come to that conclusion?
Samuel: Well, as you already know, she has already had three "first kisses". Then look at the way she acts around attractive boys, and lastly, look at the way she dresses. I think that says it all
Mathias: What's a "Pre-Hoe"?
Samuel: Well, as soon as her virginity is taken away, she'll sleep around with everyone she can.
Felix: And how did you come to that conclusion?
Samuel: Well, as you already know, she has already had three "first kisses". Then look at the way she acts around attractive boys, and lastly, look at the way she dresses. I think that says it all
by Dude9013 March 15, 2023
Get the Pre-Hoemug. The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime. This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence of inaction.
"Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get those reports done for the meeting on Friday"
"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
by tokyotapes October 30, 2009
Get the pre-greasemug. The act of eating a moderate and inexpensive meal prior to eating at an expensive restaurant in order avoid ordering a full portion; thus saving money, fulfilling your hunger and enjoying a quality meal.
Friends: Hey lets go out to eat at Gratzi Italian Bistro!
You: Sounds good, but I'm gonna pre-feast with some McChicken sandwiches first. I'll meet you there in a bit.
You: Sounds good, but I'm gonna pre-feast with some McChicken sandwiches first. I'll meet you there in a bit.
by waggy04 June 17, 2009
Get the pre-feastmug. A condition which results from drinking heavily before going out to a social event to "take the edge off" (prior to getting drunk)
by AnubisAscended July 2, 2009
Get the Pre-toastedmug.