pregnant nun

When you are having sex and you realize the condom broke. Smother her with a black scarf and hope to god she doesn't live.
Shit man, that pregnant nun i gave sue didnt work, looks like im gunna be a daddy.
by L-dot June 22, 2006
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pregnant at 13

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by Nottingham slag November 26, 2020
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Chest Pregnant

When a woman's breasts are so large, they are the size of a pregnant woman's belly.
Joe: When is that chick due?
Moe: She's not belly pregnant, just chest pregnant.
Joe: Oh.
by john jjj johnson July 19, 2009
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Pregnant Virgin

Shove a small desk lamp up a women's(must be a virgin) vagina while on, lighting up her stomach giving it the appearance of Jesus, making her a pregnant virgin.
My girlfriend on our Christmas eve party was givin a pregnant virgin.
by app13s November 24, 2007
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Double Pregnant

A rare phenomenon in which a women gets pregnant and then is impregnated once again while already being pregnant. Some skeptics claim that Double Pregnancy isn't real, however, evidence shows that a woman with double the amount of reproductive organs could possibly get double pregnant
Mitch- hey marko, could a girl get double pregnant
Marko- hey mitch, can you stop asking me that?
by Lancewickhunter June 24, 2010
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Pregnant Pause

The amount of time it takes when you look at a girl and wonder if she's pregnant, or just fat.
I had a long Pregnant Pause on Joanie because her top is so loose.
by baronkgc May 23, 2017
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pregnant spider

A sexual move in which the member with a penis inserts said penis into the mouth of someone who has several boba pearls in their mouth. The name comes from the likening of the pearls inside the sucker's mouth to the eggs inside a pregnant spider's egg sac.
Dude, Tony totally gave me a pregnant spider last night. We went and got tea beforehand, which is some weird foreplay shit, but I was kinda into it.
by oworm? December 17, 2017
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