Target Practice

When the male shits on the females stomach then the female proceeds to crab walk around the room while you try to jizz on the shit hence the name target practice.

Hey Dave! My girlfriend and I doing Target Practice last night! I'm not very accurate so there's jizz everywhere in my room!

by TheWetOne June 14, 2016

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Practical Joke

See fooling someone

Man: Sorry about that prank yesterday.
Man 2: It's fine, it was just a practical joke.

by michaelbama May 15, 2019

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batting practice

After ridding of a kidney stone, trying to whack it with your wang before it falls to the floor or toilet bowl.

Dad and I both took batting practice today, but Dad stayed home.

by Brian J Brown December 28, 2005

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Fake vegetarians who have co-opted the term to make themselves feel better and/or undermine the identity of actual vegetarians.

Gopi Kallayil, a blogger for Huffington Post and Marketer for Google, claims to have invented this term to describe himself.

PV: I am a vegetarian, but I love hamburgers and steak and will eat them if there is nothing else around.

AV: Well then, you are not really a vegetarian, are you?

PV: Sure I am, I just made up a new definition of vegetarian. I call it "Practical Vegetarian".

AV: What a great idea! I am going to start calling myself a doctor, even though I never went to medical school. I am a "practical doctor"!

by Farnesworth Butterbum October 6, 2010

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Volleyball Practice

Code word for sucking several dicks.

Where were you?
Sorry, I was in Volleyball Practice.

by thenotoriousfatty August 26, 2012

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batting practice

Code for smoking a small amount of marijuana from any type of glass, wooden, acrylic or home made device that isn't rolled. "Bowl Pack" "Batting Practice" get it?

Teacher: What are you kids doing after class today?

Student: Cheech and I are going to take batting practice behind the bleachers.

by Joe Show October 27, 2007

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