Poking The Dragon

The technical term for when you finger a girl during her period, specifically with one finger.

Dave: Aww man I poking the dragon yesterday, it was disgusting, it went all over my carpet...

Geoff: Did you poke the dragon? Or did the dragon poke you?

by Mazrb April 19, 2016

Posting

The act of - a group of people to carry a male legs open and run towards a lamp-post, thereby smashing his genitalia into said post.
To post someone.

Gary to group of friends: "Lets go and grab Andy and post him!"

Group of friends: "Yeah! We could give him a good posting!"

by Hairy Gonk Mother October 1, 2010

pooting

The term used when someone farts in another persons face.

Pooting is = *person positions backside near someones face and lets one rip*

by JayGulBard May 31, 2007

Poring

A fat pink jelly blob in a MMORPG called Ragnarok Online. They go pop when you poke em.

TehN00b:Hey! A Poring!
=> (:3)
POKE!
=> ( X 3 )

by Jeres November 7, 2004

posing pouch

item of underwear which accentuates the male genetalia

as modeled by david "the hoff" hasselhoff and steve-o

i'll put on my posing pouch to show off my dick

by smog monster September 19, 2008

poing

to verb a noun with your noun.

Also, a misspelling of the word point, transformed into sexual innuendo.

Also, penis.

girl: what's your poing??
guy: what's YOUR poing?!?
girl: hmmm i dont think i have a poing...
guy: i could GIVE you a poing...
girl: yeah, i think i need one.
girl i NEEEED one
girl oh YEAH
guy: i'll give it to you, baby.
guy: girl I am going to poing you so hard.

by shazbotfoolio February 4, 2010

Pepper Potting

Named after the army manoeuvre based on the principle of fire and movement. That is, firing and moving, often in pairs, with one soldier firing to suppress the enemy whilst the other moves either toward the enemy or to a more favourable position. Pepper potting in sex involves one or two males engaged in sex with a single female, whilst more wait and move in once the initial pair have shot their loads.

Gaz, Mikey, John and Simon were pepper potting Charlie the other night and she fucking loved it.

by pepperpotter July 26, 2010