Sneaky Possum 

One who is very clever or stealthy. Usually can get away with any misdeed they do.

Usually a sneaky possum is also a ninja.

Bob: DUDE! John stole the last brownie as the baker watched ,and I got blamed!

Jim: He's a sneaky possum, he can get away with anything.

Sneaky Possum by Suchy April 6, 2010

sex possum

The act of pretending to sleep to avoid sex with someone unattractive/unwanted.

Ugh, I got no sleep last night. I had to sex possum for like an hour until my trick lost interest.

sex possum by Atlantis Summit April 25, 2014

Snow possum 

A cool old man.

Wow he really is a snow possum he’s so cool

Snow possum by K005 January 2, 2021

squeaky possum 

When a girl is hanging upside down thinking you are about to insert your penis in her mouth you pull a 180 and then rip some serious ass right in her mouth. The hanging upside down is the possum and the fart effect is the squeakyness.

My girl friend was in for a real treat when instead of giving me head I gave her the suprising squeaky possum.

squeaky possum by Chew-ay November 7, 2006

Dirty Possum 

The act of fucking a girl (or guy) from behind. As you're about to bust your nut, you pull out and spooge on your hand. Finally, you take your hand and smack your partner on the ass as hard as you can.

Rebecca loves when I give her a dirty possum.

Dirty Possum by Trumbomb September 7, 2013

Dusty possum 

A fat possum with some dust on it.

Milly: "no way, there's a massive fat dusty animal over there!"
Bruce: "aw yeahh, it's a dusty possum matey"

Dusty possum by Little stick January 9, 2013

awesome possum 

Worst Sonic the Hedgehog clone ever. Don't even bother trying to find any gameplay in this rotten pile of dogshit.

Upon first playing Awesome Possum, I wanted to heave myself off of a very tall building and hopefully catch my eyelid on a nail.

awesome possum by Lightbunny January 9, 2003