Palmer Porter

palmer is a silly cruzzler who comes to all the christmas parties!

palmer porter is such a cruzz😂

by allx😬 January 8, 2023

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Porter

He is so lit fam

That man is porter

by Abe274728 December 31, 2018

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When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.

Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.

by Thisoldog March 3, 2015

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Owen Porter

The biggest nigga, a.k.a. BIG NIGGA

Jesus Owen Porter is a big ass nigga!!

by coochie__slayer6969 October 22, 2018

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The Porter

When you jizz all over a girls face and extract her period blood and pour it all over her, before you release your steaming diarrhoea all over her. Then you get your dad to lick it off naked.

Oh man I gave my girl the porter last night, it was rad.

by youreds February 10, 2025

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