popsicle massage

So this is how we got baby... a full body massage

What even is a popsicle massage? #lamaze?

by hascallrascal October 04, 2017

Rat popsicle

A term of endearment used to convey your feelings towards a particularly loved individual.

Aw come here my cute little rat popsicle.

by Rat popsicle lover December 22, 2020

fudge popsicle

when you're performing anal sex and your penis is covered in feces.

Mark didnt use an enema so he gave me a fudge popsicle, the fuckin' asshole.

by jared, 19 July 12, 2019

Alabama popsicle

A sexual act in which a person poops inside a condom and freezes it, creating a dildo

I gave her the good ol' Alabama Popsicle but it melted before she could use it

by FartSniffer420 October 17, 2021

peanutbutter-popsicle

A game between two people with penises. Each person covers their penis in peanut butter. Using their respective mouths, they must clean their opponent's penis of peanut butter. The first person to fully clean their opponent's penis is the winner.

"Dan ejaculated in my mouth during our game of peanutbutter-popsicle. Do you think he might be gay?"

by DanielleBananielle December 30, 2017

Chocolate Popsicle

Chocolate Popsicle is when a girl and a boy are having anal and the girl shits on his dick, then sucks it off.

"Man, that girl gave me one amazing Chocolate Popsicle last night."

by TheAlabamaHotPocketDonkeyPunch May 26, 2015

Popsicle Child

Popsicle child, (or popsicle baby) is a baby created from sperm that has previously been frozen for artificial insemination.

The lesbian couple down the street have a popsicle child.

by Thisisnotinstyle November 22, 2013