poodle bomb

little turd droplets which make the little circular turd marks on the bottom or your shoes

"awhe shit man, my backyard has been poodle bombed"

by turdmasterflex April 7, 2009

Poodle Munching

Making out with the girl on top.

"Dude, Filipe was poodle munching with Alyssa at the party last night. She took control over him; she was on top. Hott!!!"

by 1loveBEARDS June 17, 2012

Thirsty poodle

An extended slightly robust labia poking out like that of the tongue on a thirsty poodle.

Taking my thirsty poodle out for a walk...

by Rachel e Henderson June 16, 2018

Pet the poodle

When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.

“Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle “

by FyreFli January 23, 2018

Balloon Poodle

When a girl inserts her finger into your arsehole while she J's you off

She balloon Poodle'd me last night so good I thought I was a clown at a kids birthday party

by Martin Aynuss June 23, 2022

poodled-up

Slang for 'to humble' or 'was humbled'

e.g. Big Dave poodled-up when Little Steve called his bluff and punched him out.

e.g. Joe poodled-up and folded his pair of Aces when Bob placed his bet.

e.g. When loinly Lori pulled her pants off, Dave poodled-up and ran home.

by Loinly February 5, 2008

donkey poodle

a joke name for a camelid whith the scientific name of vicugna pacaos

donkey poodles are so cute

by yunxiao February 17, 2021