Puzzled

Slightly to moderately drunk.

Come over tonight, we're going to get puzzled on some brew.

by Raymond Smuckles January 14, 2009

Phuzzy logic

the best type of logic on earth

"Well look at this - ..... - thats why it takes forever to walk across a room"
"Boy man, that sure is some Phuzzy Logic!"

by Lord of Masters November 4, 2004

Puzzing

Puzzing is the ultimate form of motivation and excitement which can be exceeded when you reach optimal level of arousal. It is a combination of 'pumped and 'buzzing'. 'Puzzing is usually used to describe your excitement before a big night out on the town or for general use of extreme excitement. Puzzing cannot be used to describe a small form of excitement as if you havent exceeded your optimal arousal you will only be 'buzzing' or 'pumped'.

I am absolutely puzzing for tonight!

by JevonAJ May 16, 2011

Puzz

Lip-smacking. Done mostly after a possibly sexual reference was made or at something yummy. Which could still be something sexual. Can be used in place of "that's what she said".

person 1: "Dudeee that's hugeee"

person 2: *puzz*

person 1: -__-

by kat0nappp April 15, 2011

puzzle

are you fucking 5 why are searching up puzzle? bitch. 🤚

“you're dumb ass i bet you could even do a 2 piece puzzle”

by hotm1lf_0 April 3, 2021

puzzle pirates

Lame MMORPG for people who have no hand-eye coordination and can't play games like Call of Duty.
Also, there are lots of 6 year olds on it who go up to female pirates and call them sexy, babe, hott, etc.
Another common phenomina is kids who call older people kids as though the name-callers themselves were some intelligent Baby-Boomer-Age adults.

Mitch -Hey man, I was playing Puzzle Pirates the other day and ---

Mike - Ew, dude, you play that game? You're a freakin queer.
*Exits room*

Example of children:

handsomekidbieber98:
Omg, j00r p1rat3 hav3 nic3 b00b. C@n i tOuch tHEm pl0z???

oneeyedjane:
Get lost. *mutes*

iamgodlulztoocool:
Omg, you are sooooo immature!!!11!1eleven!one

hookhandhank:
Uhm... May I ask why?

iamgodlulztoocool:
Bcuz you just keep winning poker! Not fair!!! Go back to kindergarden, you noob!!!!!!!!oneoneeleven!

hookhandhank: you know the age limit on here is 13.... right?

iamgodlulztoocool:
YEAH, my mom made this account. HEY, that means you shouldn't be playing nub!!!! OMG REPORTING!!!!oneeleven!

hookhandhank: *Mutes iamgodlulztoocool* *Reports iamgodlulztoocool for his underaged-ness*

by IoaB May 30, 2010

puzzle in a thunderstorm

The look on your lovers face when you let a fart slip out while you are getting your salad tossed.

Let me tell you about the last time I ever got my salad tossed. I was trying to hold in a fart and my girlfriend started tongue punching me and that fart just slipped out. She screamed "Oh my god you just farted in my mouth!!!" You should have seen the look on her face, it was a real puzzle in a thunderstorm. (true story).

by Monkeyscaper October 3, 2016