towel, please!

A phrase often used by males when they see a very good-looking woman; it refers to the male having an ejaculation.

"Whoa, dude, look at that chick."
"...Holy shit. Towel, please!"

by yahomeboyman March 25, 2008

Please be informed!

A short commanding expression spoken at the end of a speech that means: "Yeah, you heard what I said! That's the 411. If you didn't get it, too damn bad! I ain't gonna repeat myself and I ain't taking no questions!"

Ling Ling: "Blah blah blah blah....
blah blah blah blah....
such and such.....
so and so....
Please be informed!"

Lou Lou: "Can you repeat what you said before that such and such part?"

Ling Ling (thinking in her head): "Motherfucker, I gotta take a shit! I'm gettin' outta here. I ain't got time to answer this!"

by mnihnuht February 23, 2008

please fuck

literally what it says

please fuck

"please fuck me dan" phil screamed

by SarahMCRmy August 7, 2017

No please

This is basically like saying "no thankyou"

*advert pops up*
No please nigga

by Roadmanwannabe September 12, 2016

eager to please

Someone who wants to keep everybody happy and puts great effort in to it

Jess bought drinks for everyone tonight! I guess she's eager to please.

by Leiamithrandir May 26, 2016

I am being held hostage please help

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.

I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab

by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020

pleasanton

Pleasanton is a strange mix of California-style suburban ennui, Silicon Valley northern satellite architecture, well-preserved older homes and buildings, and good schools.

Their high school football teams are noted for racking up impressive records against whitebread competition during the regular season, then getting the crap kicked out of them in the playoffs by toughass rednecks from schools like Oakdale in the Central Valley.

Dean's Cafe downtown is the total worldwide omelette dominator. Best place on the planet for omelettes. The end.

Overall Pleasanton is pretty darn pleasant, but it's got kind of an otherworldly, Potemkin village feel to it that's hard to qualify precisely. It's weird that way.

Dunno Joe, that doesn't strike me as too hardcore. Sorta Pleasanton, actually.

by Rolfmeister May 31, 2006