Pie

The most random word in the history of the English language. One utterance of this word and you will be instantly funny and/or random. Bonus points if followed by "spork".

Person on train: ...PIE!!
Everyone else: HAHAHA! SHE SAID 'PIE'! HOW RANDOM!

Budd Dwyer: Please leave the room...
Reporter: Budd, listen to me! PIE! AND SPORK!
Budd Dwyer: HAHAHA! *Puts gun down*

Girl next to me: ...PIE SPORK!!
Me: EGG TACO ON THE FORCE OF A CHARRED BAGEL EXTRA COMFY ESOPHAGUS OF TOY STORY SAGA BEAN THE MOVIE NO ANTS ALLOWED
Girl: ...huh?

by YouMad? September 23, 2010

PIE

A WEAK PERSON, MALE OR FEMALE. A LAME BALL.

NAVITTA: DON CALLED ME, SAID HE WAS GONNA KICK SOME NIGGAS ASS AT THE CLUB TONIGHT. HE SO GANGSTA!

LESLIE: GURL PLEEEZZ, HE AINT GONNA DO NOTHIN'. THAT NIGGA A PIE, HE ALWAYS GETTIN' HIS ASS BEAT.

by BLKBARBIE September 4, 2005

Pie

Pie means weed.
Great for transactions in front of parents.

I could really go for some good home made(grown) pie right now. Do you have any Pie I could eat?
Known to cause confusion between non-Pie-eaters.

by danavich May 30, 2006

Pie

a term used for any food, Doesn't need to mean pie, could be anything.

see also meat

"you want to go for a pie?"
(actually want chocolate.)

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Pie

1. A greedy person
2. A fat person

I can't believe I ate the whole cake. I'm such a pie!

by EmmaW June 11, 2005

Pie

1.when someone talks on about nothingness for ages
2.Waffling X 2 =Pie

Bob:"rah rah rah blud reh teh teh fam"
James:" you chat bare pie"

by JdThe3rd June 1, 2011

Pie

The best f*cking food in the entire f*cking history of the f*cking UNIVRESE. The pie is so awesome that you will be overtaken by its pie-tastic powers. Pie can also be used to replace any word. Pie-ology, the study of pie. there is also Pi: 3.14, and pi time, when the clock reads 3:14. LOLOL

1. can replace any word, food name, etc.
2. a time of day aka pi time (3:14)
3. can be used as a name
4. is the best food EVER
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1.
*CRASH*
Guy1: What the pie was that?!
Guy2: I just crashed your Porche...
Guy1: PIE YOU!!!!!!!

2.
Guy1: What time is it?
Guy2: Pi.

3.
Guy1: Your so f*cking stupid its almost FUNNY.
Guy2: You damn pie!!! You want FUNNY?!?! How about a bullet through your skull?!?! Oh, wait. I don't have a gun...
Guy3: Wow... you are such a stupid pie...

4.
Pie. I like pie. Pie RULZ. Yay pie. PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE.

by RaNdOm-WTF March 15, 2010