puddleface

a derogatory term, describing a mopey faced person. Originally used by Charlie Brooker in his Screen Burn column

Jesus, he's such a puddleface.

by Poisoned Dwarf October 9, 2009

puddle guppy

when a chick gets mad moist for her man.

Babe your such a puddle guppy

by mikerodz September 18, 2012

Puddle of Puke

Someone who has no social standing, has no ambition, no job and doesn't have any desire to better his situation.

Maria: Hey look who came to the church social?
Mom: Him! That puddle of puke!

by Mercana November 22, 2013

puddlechest

A term used to describe somebody who when laying down and stroking their member, suddenly an explosion sends a rainbow of jizz onto their chest, where it comes to rest. Typically used to describe a single male.

"That guy's been single for months. Yeah, he's a total puddlechest."

by benscarisdeaddd June 10, 2016

Puddle junky

A person that goes from person-to-person (meth users), seeking enough meth they can make a puddle in their spoon to use innerveiniously

Quick hide that dope, that puddle junky is coming over

by king kong dong. (its huge) March 25, 2017

Puddle Pussy

A vagina that produces a large amount of lubrication. Usually because of the loud squishing sounds during intercourse or masturbation.

"Be careful, Jenna has a puddle pussy. There's no way to be discreet when you two have sex."

by Christian Carroll September 15, 2017

Puddle play

It’s that thing where you wait for flash flood alerts and then to do butt stuff in the water

Bro, did you get that flash flood alert? Should we go puddle play?

by Craigopolis July 30, 2019