Perform a Max

The act of sucking on another mans toe, strictly because you crave acceptance

I swear to god I’ll perform a Max just to feel loved

by ToeMax December 14, 2020

performance high

the feeling after you completed a good performance onstage. happens more often if you're the zone during that performance. similar to runner's high, endorphins also cause performance high.

I can't sleep, I'm still coming down from my performance high.

by Qcat November 28, 2021

Performative contradiction

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Fascist is a living performative contradiction!

by Chamwastaken November 20, 2020

Barnstorming performance

Something exciting and energetic

It was a barnstorming performance.

by MsDai April 6, 2017

performance drive

It's like a sex drive, but for performances. One's engagement in performing.

BTS's Jungkook has a crazy performance drive. He's always dancing and singing like the rent is due.

by ggukin4k June 26, 2021

Performance diminishing drug

The opposite of a performance enhancing drug, like marijuana.

That guy smoked pot before the race and raced like a turtle. It was a performance diminishing drug somebody on the other team told him would make him faster.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Audi rs7 performance

605 horsepower of raw fun. This Audi RS model gained 45 horsepower over its standard model “RS7” thus the addition of “performance” to its name. Unfortunately there’s no way to tell who’s driving the better RS7 but anyone who owns that beast could care less. This car pushes zero to 100 in around 3 seconds, but the real fun is after 100kmh. Audi’s Quattro system gives you a brutal lunch that will put you back in your seat every time and put a smile on your face. Audi was cool enough to offer an akrapovic exhaust option for a hefty 11k, but trust me it was worth scaring people. It’s the last RS7 model without a soft limiter (revs until 4000 rpm max)... why Audi ?? Overall I give this car a 10/10 and I’m sad to see it go.

Dave: Hey did you hear Jim’s dad got the Audi rs7 performance!

Ronnie: what’s an rs7 performance?

Dave: one hell of a car.

by Swimfordayz January 6, 2021