Walmart patriot

People who wear gaudy America themed clothing and put patriotic bumper stickers and magnets all over their cars to show how much they love America. Never served in the military.
Look at all the support your troops stickers on that truck. Must be a veteran.

Nope, just a fat ass Walmart patriot
by 132_and_bush July 03, 2016
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Schrodinger's Patriotism

When you are actively supporting the military of a government you are stockpiling arms against
Doctor: "It seems you love the military, but are willing to mow down any service member who tries to initiate martial law. I say you have a case of Schrodinger's Patriotism.
by Menstralmotorcycle April 04, 2018
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Patriot Ring

When she leaves lipstick on the toilet seat after getting Nagasaki from behind in the vfw bathroom.
Ol Tina got the patriot ring at the club last night not to mention pink eye!
by Barry Macockinya October 01, 2020
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Penis Patriot

A person who vigorously jacks their cock whilst supporting the jacking of other cocks at thine same time...eth.
Penis patriot: Doth thoust want to thrust thine hand upon thine shaft???
Straight male: no dude. That’s for posers and faggots. Your acting like a straight up Penis Patriot
by Sergeant Testicle August 12, 2019
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Pseudo Patriot

Pseudo Patriots are people who use patriotism as a tool to silence all criticism by anyone who does not support what majority political party thinks. These type of people tend to hate free speech unless it applies them
This term can not be attributed to any one political group, cause, ect.
Anyone from Conservative to Liberal is capable of being a psuedo patriot.
"Those pro-war supports are nothing but Pseudo Patriots, Paul" told his son. If you can't respect the right to dissent then you are no Patriot.
by ????^_^???? July 06, 2006
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patriotically correct

Colin Kaepernick sitting during the national anthem as a form of protest is NOT patriotically correct.
by blacktrojan3921 September 11, 2016
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The Patriot Act

The Patriot Act is proof that George Bush is the devil.
by donewaiter October 30, 2005
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