Patrick

that round dude from spongebob

You see patrick last night? he totally ate a sneaker

Patrick by BottomfeederFISH April 27, 2009

Patrick

An ugly mo fo that thinks he knows everything. More than likely, still a VIRGIN!

Someone that needs to get a life!
Patrick is a dumb ass!

Patrick by right people usa October 18, 2008

patrick

The biggest dickhead in the world, although he only has 2 inches of pleasure. He is a dipshit. Unlike most guys that have abs and pecks, Patrick has flab and boobs. He will play you like a nintendo. He is a man whore that is addicted to women. A girl can be his ass. Everything looks decent but his face.

person#1: dude did you see that ugly motha fucka?
person#2: yeah man thats patrick

patrick by bitches from hell August 17, 2010

Patrick

Sometimes can be cool, but other times can be a real dick head. Acts perverted often. Brags about everything he wins, and doesn't admit if he loses. A cool guy mostly. He has many friends, likes sports, and makes untruthful accusations and assumptions on what he has no idea about.

"Omg that guy is acting so patrick!"
"Dude stop being patrick."
"Don't be like patrick, it's not cool."

Patrick by I_am_the_truth_bringer January 12, 2010

Patrick

Super jerk-face

Patrick: Oh, I just gave you herpes =D
You: I will poop on you!

Patrick by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZYXWV June 29, 2010

Patrick

A word that will most likely get rejected because it contains an inside joke, it's a non-celebrity's name, the definition is not an actual definition, the examples are not good examples, and the tags are not used correctly.

Patrick is my friend.
You see Patrick over there?

Patrick by i dont know why, I was bored December 27, 2014

Patrick

A faggot who calls girls who don't date him a hoe and the one guy who gets roasted in chat. Likes to talk about kids

Do you know Patrick?
The guy who got roasted in chat?
Yeah

Patrick by Levelup472 May 8, 2016