Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.

Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.

by Zhall November 14, 2014

toilet paper syndrome

Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!

Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome

by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020

Toilet paper

A currency that is used during coronavirus quarantine.

Family 1: Hey you got any hand sanitizer, we just ran out

Family 2: Yeah sure, 4 toilet paper rolls

by FartGarfunkel March 21, 2020

Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.

A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.

by High Society October 28, 2012

Toilet paper

Was once one of the most valuable items of all time

Hey you got some of that spare toilet paper?

by Mmm m jm July 1, 2020

toilet paper

its almost as rare as finding gold

I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS

by awkward swine March 22, 2020

Toilet paper

u cant get it u wont get it just wipe your ass with your hand like the indian scammers

1.damn i cant get toilet paper
2. today i had fought in the pit for toilet paper
3.the corona virus made my toilet go away pls help

by TheOneTrueOmri March 26, 2020