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peanut man 

A god like being that likes sticking peanuts up his ass.
Person 1: Did you see the peanut man today?
Person 2: Yea he shit himself
peanut man by Grandpa Gonzo September 1, 2019

Peanut Butter Spoon 

The act of wiping your ass with a spoon and then eating your brown off said spoon, similar to how one eats actual peanut butter off a spoon.
*Exits bathroom

Dad: “why are you eating peanut butter in the bathroom?”
Me: “Ran outta toilet paper, decided it was the best time to try a Peanut Butter Spoon.”
Peanut Butter Spoon by BigWoodz97 September 20, 2020

Peanut butter friend 

Friends that engage in anal intercourse.
Luke and Kim are now peanut butter friends.

Peanut Butter Snatch 

Peanut Butter Snatch is where a girl rubs peanut butter on her snatch and the peanut butter is licked off.
Bethany rubbed peanut butter on her snatch and then her dog licked it off. Thus she had a Peanut Butter Snatch.

Peanut smuggling 

What a woman is said to be doing if her nipples are excessively erect and visible under her clothing. See also wingnuts
Whoa dude! There's some major peanut smuggling going on there!
Peanut smuggling by Dark 1 January 10, 2004