The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.
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Get the Order of the Buffalo mug."the rose order" is a term used to describe the revolutionary organization that existed from early 2022 - march 2023. the goal of this revolution was to overthrow Maashg, the dictator of the Zimbabwe Army, and change the ZA into an oligarchy. it saw its demise after Maashg established democracy in the ZA and reformed the ZA's legal system. the oligarchy of the Rose Order also collapsed after 2 of the 3 oligarchs engaged in serious drama, with one of the oligarchs being accused of pedophilia.
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So i texted my ex to work on clearing up a loan we had together and she threatened a "Textsraining Order" for texting her
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Commonly used as a slang for people who have extreme amounts of rizz, or rizzing types of person or in ways that are downright illegal and criminal
Commonly used as a slang for people who have extreme amounts of rizz, or rizzing types of person or in ways that are downright illegal and criminal
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