Captins Orders

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.

Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.

by Renegade412 February 28, 2013

Backseat orderer

The obnoxious shouting of food requests at a person placing a telephone takeout order, when they do not want to place the order themselves; resulting in inaccurate food orders.

Next time don't be a backseat orderer and you can get your moo goo gai pan.

I'm sorry I forgot to get your knots, Jim was backseat ordering and I couldn't hear you.

by Word doctor18 September 13, 2011

Woo Order

Mafia Family Originally from New York City From The Floss In New York / Canarsie , Brooklyn With Bloods And Crips Under One but has stretched in recent years to Northern parts of Washington State. This is Called W💫💫 and internationally as the WOO ORDER. Woo order has more known Members Like The King Of Woo POP Smoke , Fivio Foreign , Rah Swish , Fetty Luciano , Sosa Geek And Maco Trillway

Jay : Yo What you jack Cuh

Mikey:I Woo From The Floss like Maco Trillway💫💫💸

Crime family or music group ? Woo Order is keeping the smoke in the air!

by Maco Trillway Fan <3 July 9, 2021

wine order

White before red, take me to bed; red before white, you’ll be alright

His headache was amplified and eyelids shuttered after two-fisting different wines… know your wine order

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum March 4, 2023

Rizztraining Order

A play on words between restraining and rizz, a popular slang for ability to pick up women or men.

Commonly used as a slang for people who have extreme amounts of rizz, or rizzing types of person or in ways that are downright illegal and criminal

“Damn bro, you need a rizztraining order”

“Give bro a rizztraining order what is he doing 💀”

by Bryansfriend? July 26, 2023

Textsraining Order

When you text your ex with good news that would beneifit both of you and he or she replies back with "Im gettin a restraining order"

So i texted my ex to work on clearing up a loan we had together and she threatened a "Textsraining Order" for texting her

by Mildley October 25, 2009

Order of the Crab

A growing group of people that like crabs and have crabs as WhatsApp profile picture.

Join the Order of the Crab Young one

by CrabMaster9182 August 17, 2021