porn swan

a gentleman who enjoys the finer qualities in life... but more specifically dedicating a significant portion of his life to filming the sacred act of swans fornicating in a pond of virgins tears. although a rare and elusive creature... the porn swan is as magnificent being of inspiration and sexual lust. Main stream use of the phrase has transformed the definition into a term of sexual endearment for an individual whose unbelievable conquests have been filmed.

Dude I was at the park with my girlfriend watching swans floating in the lake until a Porn Swan came and creeped them out!

The guy made a sex tape with my goldfish, buick, and grandmother... he is the ultimate Porn Swan!

by Woppyvac July 11, 2010

Black Swan

Derived from the movie Black Swan

To meet a naive individual then later have relations with them after heavily being under the influence, hearing of their disbelief they would do such a thing the next day.

Bro, she totally went black swan on you last night, she's totally not that type.

by Kaolo March 15, 2011

swan garden

A shape of woman's pubic hair: a long, narrow, vertical line all the way down, resembling a swan's neck.

Her knickers were left a bit low and you could clearly see the top of her swan garden.

by swaaaan February 27, 2011

Swan Queen

The ship consisting of Emma Swan and Regina Mills in the tv series One Upon A Time.

Person 1: I love Emma and Regina together

Person 2: Yeah Swan Queen should have been canon

by Vodkafingers July 23, 2018

young swan

meaning something fantastic is about to occur.

Her: You wouldnt...
Me: They dont call me Young Swan for nothing Susan... YONDER

by Yondersphere October 20, 2017

swan hater

a swan hater is someone who is scared of swans. They have a tendency to run away from swans. They usually are scared of cows too.

“i really hate swans”
“your a swan hater”

by heyy:p!! May 27, 2020

Swan Twatting

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge

"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022