a gentleman who enjoys the finer qualities in life... but more specifically dedicating a significant portion of his life to filming the sacred act of swans fornicating in a pond of virgins tears. although a rare and elusive creature... the porn swan is as magnificent being of inspiration and sexual lust. Main stream use of the phrase has transformed the definition into a term of sexual endearment for an individual whose unbelievable conquests have been filmed.
Dude I was at the park with my girlfriend watching swans floating in the lake until a Porn Swan came and creeped them out!
The guy made a sex tape with my goldfish, buick, and grandmother... he is the ultimate Porn Swan!
The guy made a sex tape with my goldfish, buick, and grandmother... he is the ultimate Porn Swan!
by Woppyvac July 11, 2010
Get the porn swanmug. Derived from the movie Black Swan
To meet a naive individual then later have relations with them after heavily being under the influence, hearing of their disbelief they would do such a thing the next day.
To meet a naive individual then later have relations with them after heavily being under the influence, hearing of their disbelief they would do such a thing the next day.
by Kaolo March 15, 2011
Get the Black Swanmug. a swan hater is someone who is scared of swans. They have a tendency to run away from swans. They usually are scared of cows too.
by heyy:p!! May 27, 2020
Get the swan hatermug. When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge
"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
Get the Swan Twattingmug. The last sexual performance you have with your girlfriend/boyfriend before breaking up with them. You want it to be your best performance so they miss your sexual dominance.
Girl to her friends: I had no idea he was going to break up with me. He fucked me so good right before he did it. A true Swan Dong
by Larry James August 27, 2023
Get the Swan Dongmug. When a man falls down with his arms extended giving him the appearance of a swan falling over with his penis landing in the vagina
by Sealclubber 93 June 19, 2018
Get the falling swanmug. a type of insult directed at a person who would probably fuck a swan and also probably on their period
by RainbowfuckyourshitupDash January 1, 2015
Get the fuck swanmug.