Betty-Crocker It

The situation when all your electronic cooking devices are lost, stolen, broken, etc, and you must resort to mixing by hand.

Kenz: The electric mixer's broken!
Me: Look's like you're gonna have to Betty-Crocker It

by TP loves Trees January 19, 2011

apple betty

The act of putting apple sauce in a females ass, and slurping it out with a straw.

I don't know man, some how she talked me into the "Apple Betty", now I can't have apple sauce any other way!

by stoneythetiger November 19, 2015

Betty White

A legendary old woman who has been falsely reported dead so many times that it has effectively rendered her immortal.

Betty White is a vampire. That is the only possible explanation for how she looks so amazing at the age of 99.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 7, 2021

betty swalls

testicular perspiration

After your intense workout remember to wash your betty swalls so you don't get a rash.

by boorad4 September 5, 2010

Fun Betty

A woman who dyes her pubic hair hot pink.

The Princess would quite often dye her neatly trimmed landing strip hot pink thereby earning her the nickname, Fun Betty.

"Hey, Princess........is your Betty ready?"

by The Princess December 14, 2008

Betty Crocker

When a male is performing anal sex with a woman and the woman is making him a sammich.

I was hungry and horny, so we did the Betty Crocker

by Patreazy April 5, 2007

bouncing betty

ground emplaced mine that shoots into the air before it blows up at head-level for maximum fatality.

that bouncing betty got bobby's head

by random fucker November 7, 2003