Co-worker who wanders the hallway throughout the day, stopping by to interrupt others from their jobs. Oftentimes, the office slackie will strike-up conversations about ambiguous things, typically with no point (see time whore). Also known for walking up on conversations that are in progress, and will proceed to insert himself into the dialogue.
Not to be confused with a door bore, who mainly strikes in the morning.
Not to be confused with a door bore, who mainly strikes in the morning.
“Hi honey, what did you do at the office today?”
“Today, I created a spreadsheet to track the number of times John came into my office to talk about nothing. Twelve times today, he such an office slackie.”
“Today, I created a spreadsheet to track the number of times John came into my office to talk about nothing. Twelve times today, he such an office slackie.”
by Line Drive May 15, 2007
Get the office slackiemug. <verb> To obliterate, destroy, or otherwise beat the crap out of a piece of malfunctioning office equipment.
If my computer crashes one more time today, I'm going to drag it out to the parking lot and office space it!
by Steve July 11, 2003
Get the office spacemug. The office shark is a legendary beast that senselessly attacks office workers, forcing them to go home early. The shark may attack at any time, however the office shark is especially active on Fridays, carrying many a worker off into weekend.
Tim just had a shark attack and had to go home. The office shark has been especially active this week.
by Maxwell Power June 29, 2006
Get the Office Sharkmug. (n). The one person in a workplace, often a woman but not exclusively, whose job functions seem to be limited to making her coworkers' lives as hellish as possible and as underhandedly as possible for as long as possible in her unstoppable quest for unmerited power.
Do you know that office bitch made the company lose thousands of dollars just so that her rival would get fired?
by Scathinglinguist alter ego November 27, 2011
Get the Office bitchmug. My favorite office bricolage weapon is a bow and arrow made out of some rulers tape wires pens and an exacto blade
by Chris P. Kreme March 14, 2008
Get the office bricolagemug. Where you are when answering cell phone call in the bathroom at work. A distinct 'echo' can be heard by the caller that gives away that you're sitting in a bathroom stall. This term is more appropriate,...and funnier, than telling the caller that you are sitting on the toilet.
by Brian Bates April 3, 2008
Get the second officemug. Evolution of working from home - working from bed.
After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.
You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.
The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.
After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.
You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.
The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.
Cor blimey, I went one too many on the Sunday wines last night. How fortunate I’m in the soft office tomorrow.
by BeebopandRocksteady May 20, 2021
Get the Soft Officemug.