oat muffin

The basic response of people named Elijah when asked what they are eating.

"Hey, Eli, what are you eating?
"I'm eating an oat muffin."

by Bluesonic420 November 17, 2025

Brotherhood of the oats

A good cult dedicated to oats.

"Hey Frank! Have you joined the Brotherhood of the oats yet? If not I'll have to kill you."

by pilot dwarf 2 November 2, 2018

honey bunches of oats

Is like saying omg but more weirdly and dramatic like "Oh shit Its a rats " instead its like " Oh Honey bunches of oats its a rat".

Oh Honey Bunches of Oats you idiot

by deffuc November 6, 2019

oat in a boat

It float

Does your oat float. It float in a boat

by BARRRGOOO October 10, 2018

Abigail Oats

Beautiful and nice

Abigail Oats is a Kind person

by #Your Dad May 25, 2022

Furby Oats

1. A reference to genetically repugnant and abhorrent charactierics, noticeable physically and personally.

2. "Furby" is an adjective referring to disgusting attributes (morally poor, obese, lazy, etc.) and "oats" refers to pedigree. Thus, "furby oats" refers to disgusting genetic traits evident in lifestyle, personality, and appearance.

3. Often times the result of inbreeding, "furby oats" are genetic characteristics that put offspring at disadvantages in life in terms of personality, intellect, and appearance.

What God might have said to the Canaanites (unrecorded): "Do not sow your furby oats, for your genes are a pox on humanity! Your inbred hijinx and lifestyle retardations represent the Devil's clutch on humanity! Your gene pool is infested with retardation and a contamination against the world!" And the Canaanites wept... but bred, anyway, sowing their furby oats.

by Nebraska Trailer Man June 21, 2011

Oates Mustache

A demented sexual act from Northern Canada. Unknowlingly having sex with your estranged father.

I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.

by StB08 June 29, 2011