leave in conditioner

to blow a load on the back of a girls neck and rub her hair in it

dude befor work i gave my girl some leave in conditioner

by asserroth February 21, 2011

mack and leave

Mack & Leave is a term stating that you hooked-up with some random guy and left him afterward. He texts calls i.m's and stalks you but you've already moved on to the next guy.
Tis' the season to be mackin! __ VS.
LEARN IT AND LIVE IT LADIES!

girl: oh i mack and leave; relationships dont get me deep.

by ohsostrange December 10, 2009

Leave behind

When you take a dump and do not flush. This forces the next person that comes along to see your dump.

I did a leave behind at work today. Everyone was taking about it. It was awesome.

by Gpack25 April 11, 2016

peturnity leave

Taking paid time off from work to care for a newly adopted animal companion. This can also apply to pets that have babies.

Worker 1: "I haven't seen Sarah in a few days, where the hell is she?"

Worker 2: "You didn't hear? She adopted a new cat so she's on peturnity leave."

by Tac306 October 29, 2013

leave me

Help i’m dying inside and drowning in my tears but I don’t want you asking question 😭

Leave me I’m fine Dw hru ? xx

by Depressed 4 ever July 20, 2019

Leaving A Trail

When you itch or in anyway cause your pubis to fall off.

It was obvious that Jack was whacking off in my bedroom because he was leaving a trail.

by Thomas Johanson (Worlds Greates Tennis Playa) December 02, 2003

greve and leave

When you attend a funeral of a loved one, you did not know well or attending a funeral and you have no reason to be there accept on behalf of a friend or your going as support.

I have a funeral but it's for my friends mom, I did not know her. However it's a greve and leave. I will be back by noon for the game.

by James Lowe February 12, 2005