unusually small penis.
Oh man! I went out with George last night, and I swear he had the scottish curse! It looked like an acorn resting on his balls!
by darionlar August 30, 2005
The attitude of the Scots when they live in England. Once over the border, the Scots become infected with a form of virus. This virus is the Scottish Cringe. Symptoms: Severe paranoia and feelings of inadequacy and extremely low self esteem manifesting in outward displays of extreme bragging and general obnoxiousness towards the English. Root cause natural inadequacy and lack of a notable home win since 1314. Only remedy for this - do not let Scots over to the English side of the border, alternatively get them repatriates as soon as possible. Once back home in Scotland the symptoms abate to almost bearable levels.
Once relocated from Glasgow to Birmingham, Jock began to exhibit all the symptoms of the "Scottish Cringe". He became ruder and more racist about the English, displaying feelings of intense inferiority and desperately defensive when faced with English achievements: expressing views that would seem to indicate he hoped that England would sink beneath the waves and certainly NOT rule them.
by Drake's Drum July 07, 2014
Not wearing underwear under a skirt, dress or more commonly a kilt not to be confused with going comando
by fullmetal pharoh December 19, 2009
by short round July 11, 2008
by idgafosoae December 11, 2016
1 pint heavy whipped cream
2 pint dark lager
1 pint scottish whiskey
3 tablespoons scottish female cum
2 pint dark lager
1 pint scottish whiskey
3 tablespoons scottish female cum
garth: i'll have two of the scottish steamers!
clark: two? you know that much cream will leave you on the shitter for hours.
clark: two? you know that much cream will leave you on the shitter for hours.
by gary andy masty July 16, 2010
by gas y August 10, 2018