peter-nerf

A poopy head, not a nice person..someone who is sassy to his or her parents or guardians.

WoW!!!! i can not believe you called your mom a moron and then didnt take out the trash! your such a peter-nerf

by The secret ninja cat ladyy June 21, 2010

Fuzzle Nerf

to be fuzzy and have a natural curl

My hair is so Fuzzle Nerf

by Noelle October 17, 2003

Shwatting the nerf

Whilst being asked lots of questions

by her children, Mum would often use this answer "I'm shwatting my nerf", which meant she was busy doing nothing.

Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

"What are up to Mum / Granny" asked the children.
I'm "Shwatting the nerf" she replied.

by Derrick & Brian Coop December 19, 2023

nerf cum war

when you play nerf wars but instead of guns you use your cock and cum on your enemies

i went to a playground and asked if they wanted to play nerf cum war i was arrested

by the creator 420 May 7, 2024

Needs to be nerfed

Used when something/someone is awesome in any way.
Originates from the gaming world (nerfing e.g. a weapon = making it weaker or less overpowered).

Strawberries need a nerf so badly!
Why is he so funny? He needs to be nerfed.

by Frankie Fusilli November 20, 2021

Nerf Bars

Steps to add-on to your jacked up truck so people can easily get into it.

"She had to use my nerf bars to get into my truck!

by J.R. the monster October 9, 2016

nerf gun waterfalls

Diarrhea squirting out HARD

More into detail what nerf gun waterfalls is: You know how water squirts out of water guns? Well now the hole were the water squirts out is your butthole except now shooting out powerful diarrhea.

“ dude fuck, I just had some nerf gun
waterfalls in my grandmas toilet! It’s so messy and smelly AF! Bro my grandma is gonna die like twenty years earlier because of this smelly ass!”

by Hey bob yo yo boy March 18, 2019