Soggy Nacho

When a group of classy gents (3 or more, 10 for a feast) sit in a circle and jerk off. Each finishing on a single nacho. The last to complete the task, dines on the nacho.

Bob, Frank, Steve and Arthur are sitting in a circle watching Bikini Car Wash. A single large nacho has been chosen as the main course. Each person tugs away. Breaking blood vessels to fire one off and not be last. Frank is first. He goes to his knees and discharges a healthy batch over the corn tortilla. Bob soon follows. Its a shoot out between Steve and Arthur. From sitting indian style Arthur shoots a four footer and drops a pint of baby gravy on the nacho. Steve's face goes from red to green. Bob asks, "Pepper?". Steve takes the nacho down in two large bites and spends the next two hours puking in the bathroom. And that my friends is the Soggy Nacho.

by Keith L September 19, 2006

nacho cheese

a really lame pun that will probably own you

what do you call someone else's cheese?

nacho cheese!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
*gets kicked right in the face*

by X February 16, 2003

Nacho Gang

A gang that isn't yours

Q: What do you call a gang that isn't yours?
A: Nacho gang!

by cheeeezzzyyy July 29, 2008

nachos twatgrande

A Nachos Twatgrande is a description of a girl with a particularly nasty cooch. Characterized by a crusty, flaky shell, and something resembling cheese, as well as green and white pasty substances around the perimeter. If you see tomato chunks, go directly to the free clinic, do not pass go.

That fat girl I picked up in Fairfax last night was disgusting. She had a giant hairy Nachos Twatgrande. I damn near threw up on my churro.

by Captian Colostomy May 17, 2006

nacho monger

the jerk who goes straight for the chips piled high with delicious toppings (cheese, sour cream, etc.) leaving all the lame naked chips for you

fellow diner: *goes for the chip* "MMmmmM so cheeesyy"

you: "DUDE stop being such a nacho monger!"

by cmsluvnachos August 19, 2010

Antigonish Nachoes

A term that describes a sexual act performed on a partner by doing a crack shot of salsa followed by licking, sucking and massaging of their anus.

I could tell that he had just had some Antigonish Nachoes due to his having a salsa mustache and a very vacant look in his eyes.

by Jim Finnegan September 7, 2011

King nacho

Picking up a king nacho will more or less empty the nacho basket, since the king nacho is firmly attached to every other nacho with cheese.

Jasper: Hey, don't be so greedy, leave some to the rest of us!

Carl: I'm not greedy - I got hold on a king nacho!

by Jesperino May 14, 2009