double click your mouse

when a girl masturbates

Do you double click your mouse?

by c8lin May 21, 2003

mouse trap mom

An anxious, delusional mother who enjoins her child to behave by making fantastic claims about the likely consequences of her child's misbehavior. Like the board game Mouse Trap, her claims involve a series of improbable events, ending in disaster.

Mouse Trap Mom: Bobby, stop jumping around! The people in line are holding coffee, and if you bump into them, they are going to spill coffee all over your face, and then you'll be scarred for life, like Seal, except you won't be able to sing well, since you'll break your vocal chords when you cry from the hot coffee burns, so no girls will like you. Out of desperation you'll awkwardly start experimenting with guys. You'll get really drunk one night and have rough sex with a guy in a Chelsea bar and then your ass will be tore up like goatse. You'll never be able to shit right, again, so you'll have to stay away from beans and rice, which is a shame, because they would have prevented you from getting intestinal cancer. So you'll get it and die alone when you are 37. So stop fucking jumping around.

by nb c lo August 6, 2009

Mickey Mouse

Marine slang meaning anything stupid or senseless (as used in the 1987 Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket

"WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?!"

by idiotsrus92 March 7, 2009

chocolate mouse

How some people pronounce the phrase, "chocolate mousse" {"mousse" should be pronounced as though it were spelled, "moose"}.

{Norm}: Awww motherfucker pussy cocksucker!!!
{Debbie:} What happened Norm?
{Norm}: I just nocked over this fucking chocolate mouse and now there's brown shit all over the floor!

by Telephony July 25, 2014

slob mouse

A girl that thinks she is a bad ass. But does nothing but bitch and complain all day and is extremely messy and don't put out or try new things in the bedroom.

This girl was talking a big game until we got back to her place and I found out she was a total slob mouse.

by Ajax the asshat January 24, 2017

modest mouse

1. The greatest band to ever grace the earth
2. A band fronted by Isaac Brock, one of the best songwriters of our time, who is completely psychotic and wonderful

Have your heard the modest mouse song "tundra/desert"? that song rocks the shitbox man.

I don't claim to understand what occurs inside of the mind of Isaac Brock.

by girlinaburlapsack May 8, 2005

mickey mouse course

Term for a class that you take because:

1. You think it will be really easy and thus...

2. Getting an easy A in it will boost your GPA.

"I'm taking film fourth period, it's a mickey mouse course, all we do is watch foreign movies."

by ThatBlondDude October 28, 2008