Mocom

Its when a girl had sex with a guy so hard she died

She got mocom

by No hi yes February 13, 2019

Moomin

The Moomins are a bunch of tax dodging, work shy, hippo-like troll creatures from Finland. The word moomin is used to highlight or berate such people who, like the Moomins, consistantly avoid contributing to the welfare state!

"Look at that moomin getting his Giro!"

or

"I'm not giving you any 'bus-fare' you bloody moomin!"

by Fete November 8, 2005

Monoma

To be an asshole who has nothing better to do than copy others because he is talentless and sucks a lot of dick

"Wow, that person sure is a Monoma"

by Bakugousrighttit August 8, 2019

moominism

The worship of the Moomin Clan. Derives from the cowish word for crazy-fuckers. Moominists often walk around in heards of around 8 and half chanting the words of their great leader Moomin-Papa. The strange cow like figure once said famously: "Today, I would like to show you the drawing room... which normally i would love to do. Only... you see... I've just been on a heroin fuelled BENDER. Consequently, my bowls are in a weakened state. OHHH GOOD LORD"
(see google "ohh good lord")

Moominists eat dog meat.

Note: This is in no way related to Drugs or condones the use of, or fuelled by any drug intake. Apart from heroin oh which it is directly related to and we encourage the use of. It is also fuelled by heroin and all procedes go towards heroinism

Holy shit... that Moominist can sure take his urine.

You know that bird last night? We got some good bloomin-moomin shit mo fokka.

by Tom March 2, 2005

mesome

The act of having sex with oneself; masturbation.

When asked what was the kinkiest thing he had ever done, Gene could only admit to a mesome.

by exsul July 16, 2008

Moomooster

The feeling you have after having sex with a cow.

Dude I was doing this cow yesterday and I felt the Moomooster up my body.

by Shinigamix September 24, 2011

MooMoo

a person who is drunk, or wasted acting a fool, more in terms of always being drunk or wasted, but not just wasted more like under the influence of alcohol

I am moomoooed the fuck up

by Mode2 the great May 28, 2006