Mini Mook

A mini mook is defined as a miniature blunt usually about half the size in length of a full blunt. It is generally smoked by one person when they have between a .2 and .4 of bud. Mini mooks are common for facepeice Ls.

Yo GK, I have a .3 left from last night. I'm about to scroll a Mini Mook.

by Friz1 December 20, 2008

Mook Life

A life that consists of displaying beauty and allure whilst simultaneously staying humble

Jennifer: Yo Abby, peep Stephanie's highlight doe
Stephanie: Oh stop it, it's ii

Abigail: I see you be living that mook life

by angelica123 June 17, 2017

Murda Mook

A freestyle rapper who recycles many of his lines from other battles.

Murda Mook: "You was better of signin' up with them Al Khada guys/Cuz goin against me is fuckin suicide"

John: "I swear I heard you say that in ya last 2 battles, Mook!"

by Johnny Johnothan August 06, 2006

Mook's Moon

A "Mook's Moon" is when an Irish woman shits on her own face.

Only recorded twice in history, one on Stonehenge, the second "Mook's Moon" was posted by accident on the British Monarchy's offical website. Apparently, George III caught his consort in the act of a Mook's Moon and didn't have his eye on the ball when America revolted.

by Coolvin Coolidge February 26, 2011

to mook (v.)

To act in a stupid, futile, or otherwise misguided fashion.

He had a chance of hooking up with the gal until he mooked it up by spilling his drink on her dress.

by Mugsy August 14, 2003

Fuck mook

Just another word for a person who is a dumb ass.

Get your ass off the copier you fuck mook.

by Thalian_Chick February 07, 2005

mook (n.)

derogatory term to describe an undesirable individual.

Carrot Top is such a mook.

by Mugsy August 14, 2003