Monkey

A word used When ones train of thought is lost or one stops him self from saying something vulgar. It can be and often is replaced with one of three other animals.
These are
1. Cow
2. Chickens <= yes it must be plural
3. Turtles

Bill: So last night stacy and i were about to get it on and...
Bob: No way she is so hot!
(long silence)
Bob: So...You were saying...
Bill: Um...MONKEY

Dude your mom is Such a Bit...Monkey

by Teh H4><()R August 23, 2004

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Monkey

A sex position where the girl is on her back and (using furniture) flips up her legs so her butt is up in the air and her knees are next to her head. The male can go in while she play with his balls. or, if she is flexable seh can suck his balls.

It felt so good last night when i had sex with her in the monkey position, she gave my balls a massage and a sucking at the same time!

by Mr.Benb September 14, 2011

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Monkey

Vice....Monkey refers to an addiction or compelling desire for a person, place or thing.

He's my Monkey. My Monkey is calling. My Monkey is on my back. My Monkey wants his way.

by It's a gig April 4, 2011

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Monkey

1. A slang word for vagina
2. A just above-the-anorexic border unattractive girl. Usually comes with a slight mustache and more facial and body hair than usual.

1. Man, i hit Janet's monkey hard last night
2. Dude, i saw the grossest thing ever.

- What?

- Kim raised her arm, and I saw all her armpit hair!!

- Ewww, she' such a monkey!

by bb514 March 26, 2011

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