Mall Monkeys

people who spend excessive amounts of time in the mall, often not buying anything, but making general nuisances of themselves.

Like, that guy over there is SUCH a mall monkey!

by Binky October 9, 2003

Monkers

A man who resembles a monkey

that guy looks a bit like a monkers

by dude who knows words July 10, 2011

fudge monkeys

word used instead of fuck or shit

Jim stubs his toe.

Jim:oh fudge monkeys

by gman710 April 27, 2010

Monkeys in the Abbey Gardens

An untruth, or complete bollocks.

My cat can speak French. "That is monkeys in the abbey gardens"

by Zoe vanZero June 29, 2011

monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task

Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football

by wamboozled October 10, 2014

monkers

it means bonkers but ten times more chaotic.

this baseball game was totally monkers!
that was the most monkers thing i had ever seen!

by preformium studios March 9, 2022

What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys

Abbreviated as 'WTFFM'

A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.

Friend: "You do know that she's cheating on you right?"

You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"

Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."

You: "Argh!"

by Hyn May September 27, 2010