MONGE

Sad and listens to jocelyn flores and claims they loved X she a fake and a lame ass hoe

damn she a monge fake ass hoe she a fan!!!

by cakelover December 13, 2018

Mong-cock

With reference to a male with a large penis, said to match the size of a disabled person with a huge manhood and no idea how to use it.

Simon has a fucking mong-cock

by Rothers March 8, 2015

Ming Mong

A person so stupid/idiotic and possibly a waste of space, a 'Ming Mong' is present throughout all societies. The local muppet who is proud of it deserves to be tagged a "Ming Mong". There are various ways in which the term can be used, as per the examples below:

<Altug> You're such a Ming Mong, Jon

<Dan> Jon the Ming Mong!

<SB> Stop acting like a Ming Mong

by Ringocarr May 9, 2009

sex mong

1)Usually a female but always retarded who will pole dance for crayons, sweets or coin.

2)A very highly sexed person with downes sydrome that is struck for cash. Sex mongs are often cheeper than the regular exotic dancers just be sure to take a packet of biscuits as payment.

"dance little sex mong dance" uncle Barry

by gem & si November 16, 2006

Le Mong

A session that practises the art of Mong, which is to enter a relaxed state of mind whilst listening to music, often involving alcohol consumption and like minded company.

Fancy coming over for a Le Mong session?

Le mong condemns your happy hardcore ways child!

by anglefiction December 19, 2008

eBay mong

Someone who has no understanding of the actual value of the product in question being sold on eBay.

I can't believe this eBay mong bought my second-hand headphones for £199 on my eBay auction with £30 p&p. They're on Amazon for £150, brand new with free postage and packaging. What an eBay mong.

by Jockey Thomas January 30, 2010

briefcase mong

A phrase commonly used to insult individuals carrying a briefcase and wearing a suit.

Jay: Alright briefcase mong?

Will: I am here you know.

by BriefcaeBoy May 16, 2011