Mommy Gf

A mature,nurturing, dominate and most of the time 2 or so years older then yourself girlfriend. IS NOT RELATED TO YOU

todd i met this girl and shes a real mommy gf

Mommy Gf by Kylunaa November 17, 2019

mommy make out day 

Made-up holiday from Youtuber, Prank Invasion. The video has Chris, (Prank Invasion), kissing moms with their children present

What up invaders! Today I'm here in Venice Beach for Mommy Make Out Day!
Yo, its mommy make out day gonna kiss that mom now.

mommy make out day by MildlyAdequate May 24, 2017

mommy logic 

Opinions dished out from sheltered suburban mothers in Facebook comments, blogs, and their favorite coffee clutch that are based on intuition and rumor, rather than science, deductive reasoning, and a well-reasoned perspective.

"I am sick of all the mommy logic in the comments section! Why do these people all think they are an expert on vaccines/politics/social policy/news headlines/etc."

mommy logic by Crumpet Connoisseur May 17, 2014

mommy dom 

A woman who dominates a partner through coersion, affection and punishment. Usually more affectionate and gentler than Dominatrix, although there are of course elements of fantasy, S&M, B&D.

Mommy Dom punished her sweet boy by tying him up and stroking him until he was sexually aroused.

mommy dom by Midwest Gypsy February 9, 2017

mommy issues 

In my own experience is knowing she doesn't care , about my feelings , gaslighting , when youre telling her someone she doesn't listen , she blames all on you , manipulative , always seems to want to hurt you even if she says its "because she cares" , your mommy ignoring you, shouting at you, making you feel worthless and like the worst person in the world ... in more simple terms , having a careless mom , having a bad relationship with her , having an absent mom , abusive , manipulative ,etc.

What does it triggers?

Body Dismorphia(horrible self steam and body image) , resenting others for having a good relationship with their mother ( because you can't and never had) ,being to confrontional an scaring others around ( trust issues , bad commitment issues) , pushing away , getting emotional attached to mother figures , distancing yourself from people you love so you don't get hurt (again trust issues , because all the abuse you've lived) ,liking astrology , wanting independence , controlling , can me impulsive , sensitive (but often don't show it) , not many female friends / many guys friends , more feminist views, need validation of everyone and need attention all the time , having anger issues and not knowing how to express your feelings , getting attached to fast with anyone but having trust issues, never letting people touch you ever , independent but secretly clingy , very giving and caring for others ( craves the motherly role).

X: She listens to Lana Del Rey , is not a surprise she has mommy issues.

Y: Yeah , she also cries when someone says " Im proud of you" , I think she just really need love from their parents .

mommy issues by juddy.q February 17, 2021

mommy jacking

When a mother interferes with any conversation or activity to boast about herself as a mother, or of her children

Don't invite Karen, she is mommy jacking every conversation at girls' night. Nobody cares if little unvaccinated Julie can count to ten in Mandarin backwards while juggling non-GMO, free-range, organic fruits

mommy jacking by Willem Dafoes Junk May 25, 2018

Mommy Issues 

Mommy issues arise when somebody's mother is an absolute cunt and does not give them the care they require throughout childhood.

She has really horrible anxiety because he mother was emotionally abusive. She had some really bad mommy issues.

Mommy Issues by hiimjeff October 5, 2017