when your gf is doing you and she's not going hard enough so you yell harder mommy and she starts ramming you like the slut you are
*getting banged by your gf*
Y/N: "Ah harder mommy"
*Gf starts pounding you till you can't take it anymore*
Y/N: "Ah harder mommy"
*Gf starts pounding you till you can't take it anymore*
by Reallyhornytransbian December 24, 2022
Get the harder mommymug. When one says they are gone for a second but that second turns out to be much longer.
So it is not a slim but a thicc second and per definition mommys are thicc - so a "mommy second"
So it is not a slim but a thicc second and per definition mommys are thicc - so a "mommy second"
Jake says he's gonne be back in a second. Turns out he needs more time than that.
People who are waiting for him be like :"damn, that's a mommy second."
People who are waiting for him be like :"damn, that's a mommy second."
by YouNotHavelTheHoff August 13, 2021
Get the mommy secondmug. by Shahj928 May 14, 2021
Get the Mommy Nessamug. Human: *walks in between a wild Guge and a wild Mommy Guge*
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”
by I <3 GUGE April 12, 2021
Get the Mommy Gugemug. A woman with wide hips and chunky thighs that resembles the birthing hips of a mother. Also to referred to as mommy.
When she stands her legs don’t look as thunderous, but when she sits down, the meat on her thighs spread out, like pancake batter getting bigger on a hot skillet.
When she stands her legs don’t look as thunderous, but when she sits down, the meat on her thighs spread out, like pancake batter getting bigger on a hot skillet.
by euhhh February 4, 2022
Get the Mommy Thighsmug. a snapchat account that tolerates and idolizes Kim Kardashians awful parenting techniques and says its ok what she's doing and says the "haters" on social media that are giving her parenting advice are wrong and that Kim Kardashian is the best parent ever in this world and she should create a parenting blog
Social Media person: omg did you see that Kim K let north wear stilettos and red lipstick
scary mommy: OMG KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE BEST MOM EVER AND YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT HER
scary mommy: OMG KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE BEST MOM EVER AND YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT HER
by lil pickle bro August 4, 2019
Get the scary mommymug. by Nniyahhhh January 28, 2022
Get the Mommy milkersmug.