Minecraft

A game commonly played by young children, adults, elders, pedophiles, and teenagers. It is based of an old game called NigNogMiner which was created by Jibbardi Allah Ackbarssain in 1988.

"my son played minecraft with a pedophile last night" "later they played MINEPORN"

by Tarun1sC00l June 6, 2018

Minecraft

The best game for every age. A block game that lets you place blocks and kill a dragon for your eternal pleasure. You can also watch dream for his dream videos about viciously killing the dragon that was to remain at peace.

dream speedruns Minecraft your mom edition.

by ilovekillingdragons2 November 17, 2021

Minecraft

A game that protects people from losing their virginity.

Minecraft saved me from doing 69!

by xIntensity November 8, 2019

Minecraft

The best fucking game in the world

Hey Jeremy, want to play minecraft?

Hell yes.

by Ill vento d’oro July 25, 2020

Minecraft

Minecraft is a really good excuse for someone to get out of your room.

Me: MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Who's Candace? May 10, 2021

Minecraft

The best game that will ever exist. It is a game for alphas, unlike the beta abomination known as fortnite.

Guy 1: “Hey bro wanna do some Minecraft?”
Guy 2: “Sure bro”

by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

Minecraft

(Adjective) If your day was Minecraft, that means you played Minecraft all day.

Bob: How was your day?
Jim: It was Minecraft! How was yours?

by fatherdickmas December 30, 2020