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Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana

Retarded, no-talent, annoying little brat who thinks she can act and sing but really just irritates the crap out of millions of parents every night when their Miley-obsessed little 9-year-old runs into the TV room and puts on Disney Channel, shouting "Hannah Montana's on! Then JONAS! YAY! I get to see some Tennessee hick-chick put on a blonde wig and some glittery clothes and attempt to be the next Madonna, when she's really just lipsynching to a pre-recorded, Auto-toned version of her own retarded little redneck voice. I'm so cool!"
Yet another product of the Disney corporate zombie-making machine. Ripped off Michael Jackson in her stupid little "Fly on the Wall" music video, which I only looked at because someone told me about it on the timeless, legendary "Thriller" video, which, once again, she ripped off. Not to mention his "Bad" video.

Is defended for being a pole-dancing hillbilly whore by 8, 9 or 10-year-old bratty girls who think synthesizers and robotic "hey y'all" voices are super-cool. Slutty. Ugly. Untalented. Stupid. Annoying. Obnoxious.

Anyone who thinks Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana (pick a freaking name you retard!) has even one iota of talent for anything but pissing off a ton of people needs their brains checked, or else you're just another Disney Doormat. In that case, better hurry off this offensive yet truthful definition and watch her idiotic show, full of other Disney Doormats who couldn't get an acting job anywhere else. Anyone who thinks Miley / Hannah is a good actress/singer obviously has no mind of their own, so your opinion doesn't count.
Girl 1: Hannah Montana sucks!
Girl 2: Yeah!
Boy 1: Miley Cyrus is such a whore.
Girl 1: They're the same person.
Girl 2: GOD! WHY DOESN'T THAT UGLY HO JUST PICK A FREAKING NAME AND STOP CONFUSING US!
Boy 1: Amen to that! Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana has no talent and doesn't have the right to have TWO retarded names! One is more than enough!
by Loves Real Music MJ Forever! September 10, 2009
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Miley Cyrus Syndrome

Miley Cyrus Syndrome is a common syndrome among teens. M.C.S causes teens to act foolish in public to receive attention. People who have M.C.S usually show or do weird things online to receive attention. People with M.C.S are usually found online, mostly on social networking sites as Facebook, Twitter and Mostly Vines. M.C.S also includes people who show off their body in public for attention. These people are usually females, they show them selves on social networking site mostly.

If you or someone you know have the Miley Cyrus Syndrome, you or they should quickly cure it.
A simple cure is to go to Youtube.com and watch the music video Wrecking Ball - By Miley Cyrus to traumatize yourself or others to make them quickly realize what they are doing. This is a serious syndrome and can lead to permanent disorder.

It can lead to Miley Cyrus Disorder which damages your brain to make you think that everyone agrees on the weird things you do.
*There is currently no cure to the disorder, so you should cure the syndrome before it gets too serious.*
Person 1: *Takes pic of herself, posts on internet and calls it selfie monday, tuesday, wednesday...*

Person 2: *Films himself twerking and posts it online.*

Person 3: *Makes weird, lame Vines to get attention*

The all have The Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
by Fake Syndrome Doctor November 28, 2013
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Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA

A nasty # Minute Video of Screechy Sounds, Pole Dancing and Crying 2 Year olds.
OMFG My Son Just Saw the Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA. Then the next day I caught him wearing a bra over a vest and in my thong.
by Miley Cyrus REal Miley March 16, 2010
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Miley Cyrus'd

A replacement for the word 'baked.' Only this is the pinnacle of being fucked up. Once you reach this level, you begin to see ex-boyfriends everywhere, and have a tendancy to giggle a LOT. See also, 'Awesome'.
Dude, hand me that bong, i wanna get Miley Cyrus'd.
by MikeyDee120 December 13, 2010
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Miley Cyrus disease

A horrible disease that requires a large caliber bullet no less then .45 to the head. death is the only way to rid the body of this disease afterword the body must be dipped in acid buried 100 feet in the ground covered in molten led and covered over in concrete. Anyone who has been in contact with such person or been to her concerts must be quarantined and immediately exterminated.
Dude Jake went to the Miley Cyrus concert and the government came and took him.
He must of been diagnosed with Miley Cyrus disease he's a dead man walking
by eksol July 22, 2014
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Miley Cyrus Movement

When you delete your twitter for absolutely no reason. Or if you delete it and make a rap about it, and post it on youtube.
Girl: OMG @andy12345 deleted his twitter for no reason!

Other girl: I guess he joined the Miley Cyrus movement.
by courtcourtcourt October 30, 2009
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miley cyrus virus

When you twerk really badly and you uncontrollably stick your tongue out in pictures.

Also, you touch yourself sensually in front of other people. Can infect guys too.
Jim: Hey, what's up with Brianna? Why is she sticking out her tongue while twerking horribly?
Rafael: (whispering) She's got the Miley Cyrus Virus.
Jim: Oh, that explains everything.
by Jeaneth February 25, 2014
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