metrosexual

A man who spends too much time on his appearance. Spends time perfecting everything about the way they looks. Resembles a homosexual isn obvous ways of preparing themselves and presenting thier atire.

Leo Dicaprio is a metrosexual.

by ms. moo moo December 25, 2003

Latent heterosexual

A PC term applied to someone who is acting in a distinctly average manner.

Aw man - can you believe that call! That referee is such a latent heterosexual.

by Coach Albert August 13, 2014

CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)

CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder) is a brain condition that a person becomes heterosexual, liking the opposite gender. There is no cure.

Did you hear that Chad got CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)?
Yeah, it's awful.

by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 24, 2020

Metrosexual

A vodka martini away from being gay.

Girl: He's so pretty
Guy: F'ing metrosexual
Girl: I want his number
Guy: If YOU want it, better wait till he sobers up.

by Surfer Dude April 19, 2006

metrosexual

If a guy got swapped into the body of a woman, the metro would still be able to get dressed in time for work...

Stans and his metrosexual past gave him the knowledge to easily sort thru the complete mess of make-up, hair products, shoes and fashion this lady had so he could fix his hair, find matching panties and a sexy outfit just in time to catch the 8:30 train.

by eliotno3 June 28, 2010

zeterosexual

The sexuality of asians who don't like rice, nor like hello kitty, nor are ricers. The orientation is still a mystery and will likely remain so.

Jenson's the biggest zeterosexual! I saw him burning a hello kitty doll!

by Jdix September 26, 2006

heterosexual man barrier

A long pillow used to lay over and weigh down the sheets between two straight males sharing a double bed.

A heterosexual man barrier is set up to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the stager sheet sleep method.

The two boys were afraid to sleep in the same double bed without the aid of a heterosexual man barrier.

by Action Steve May 28, 2006