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swamp donkage meter

A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.
Damn that girls fucking nasty.

Yeah shes definitely a 10 on the swamp donkage meter.
by PoopyyHead June 25, 2009
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thot-o-meter

A boner, the longer it is the more of a thot the female you see is.
Thot: Hey there, big boy.

Thot Destroyer: My thot-o-meter is higher than ever, BEGONE!
by 69xXx_Memez_xXx69 May 24, 2018
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heezy meter

a certain meter rating ur heezyness from 1-10
ur shoule is 9.8 on my heezy meter!
by lang May 22, 2004
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Boob Meter

Boob Meter: A meter used by straight men to gage the desirability of a girl or woman's mammary glands.
"OH man check her out my Boob Meter is topping out!" Or "Oh look how small she is my Boob Meter won't even move!"
by CPT Spalding March 11, 2010
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Balls Meter

A reference to the Scarface video game from 2006. As you sell drugs, kill people, or talk trash to them (i.e. pressing O and having your character yell "Hey fuck you meng!") a meter on the bottom part of the screen, known as the Balls Meter, would fill. Once full you would be temporarily invincible and kill everybody in your path while yelling quotes from the Scarface movie.

In other walks of life you would talk about somebody having a full Balls Meter when they do something manly or badass. This includes but is not limited to an athlete making a ridiculously clutch play, James Bond demolishing everybody at the end of Casino Royale when he thinks Vesper has betrayed him, and professional wrestler Sabu continuing to work a barbed wire match despite his biceps being torn open.
Person 1: Yo did you see Durant's game winner last night?
Person 2: Word man his Balls Meter is through the roof
by A.D. Sellers January 6, 2012
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The Perversity meter

A color coded scale of how perverse one is.

Severe(Red): Severely perverted. So perverted that you can't even stand them. Takes the smallest word or sentence and somehow turns it into a perverted statement. Needs help.
High(Orange): Highly perverted. Often oggles at people and never stops with the innuendoes. Is annoying to talk to sometimes.
Elevated(Yellow): Significantly perverted. Makes innuendoes from time to time.
Guarded(Blue): Generally perverted. The average amount of how perverted one usually is.
Low(Green): Not perverted at all. Is probably either a pussy or their religon forbids perverseness.
Many different types of people have different scales on the perversity meter. For example:
Sever(Red) usually consists of frat boys, party animals, and general assholes. Oh, and The Todd too.
High(Orange) usually consists of freshmen(both college and highschool), your dad, that one friend who you never hang out with.
Elevated(Yellow) usually consists of work friends, close pals, and drink buddies.
Guarded(Blue) usually consists of regular people. People who see the perverseness in situations but don't always say how they're perverted.
Low(Green) usually consists of 40 Year old Virgins, nuns, preists, and the selebic.
by DoctorAwkward December 29, 2007
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fup-o-meter

A device used to measure or detect the presence of fupon particles.
The needle was buried on my fup-o-meter when I saw that chick's huge fup!
by Aeroh4x December 15, 2008
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