messi pepsi

Something your football-freak friend of yours must have said at least once in his or hers li

-Do you want a messi pepsi
or...
-EEYY It's messi pepsi

by the word's man nam s'drow eht November 13, 2017

Messi Ordo

The thickest and shortest chode. It's properties are absolutely unnatural as the foreskin alone is enough foreskin to feed a homeless family for a year.

That's a pretty big Messi Ordo you've got there, it's bigger than my dad's!

by Zheiruzi December 22, 2019

Messy Mexican

The act of a man having sex with a woman then opening up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and then throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back after ejaculation.

Person 1: I just left a messy Mexican all over this girls back

Person 2: Nice

by The Messy Mexican Avenger December 3, 2022

Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on a toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dicks bend backwards and gets poop on it

I was taking a shit last night and discovered that if you sit too far forward, that you get messy balls.

by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022

Messy tits

Breasts that have been ejaculated on. Can also refer to flabby, flat, pancake looking tits commonly seen in National Geographic magazine.

After some hot sex, Scott finished by giving me messy tits last night!

That bitch Dakota got some nasty, messy tits!

by steeldoesntfeel December 25, 2016

Beardless Messi

Goat

Beardless Messi is the best footballer

by Ayushmaan May 11, 2021

Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on their toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dick bends right up into their arse and gets shit on it.

I was taking a massive dump last night, while on the edge of my seat, and got messy balls.

by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022