by mayfieldenator October 3, 2019
Get the megabips mug.Two beds pushed together to create one amazing gigantic bed. Not only a thousand (infinity) times better than a single bed by itself, but it can also somehow fit up to 6 people comfortably when lying horizontally, even though 2 people can barely fit on one bed when lying vertically.
Characterized by a mysteriously magnetic attractive force. When in the presence of MEGABED, it is impossible to resist this attraction, and it is inevitable that you will stop all work and succumb to the power of MEGABED.
Characterized by a mysteriously magnetic attractive force. When in the presence of MEGABED, it is impossible to resist this attraction, and it is inevitable that you will stop all work and succumb to the power of MEGABED.
Girl: How is MEGABED so amazing? I could talk for hours on end about how unbelievably awesome it is.
Boy: I know. When I asked about it last night you spent the next 2 hours expounding on the powers of MEGABED.
Boy: Wanna go back to my place?
Girl: Ehh, not really, I should stay wi--
Boy: I have a MEGABED..
Girl: Let's go.
Boy: I know. When I asked about it last night you spent the next 2 hours expounding on the powers of MEGABED.
Boy: Wanna go back to my place?
Girl: Ehh, not really, I should stay wi--
Boy: I have a MEGABED..
Girl: Let's go.
by One_Half_of _Mission_Squared May 17, 2010
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Mega-bitch
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A bitch so bitchy that can shift any room from happy to mad within seconds.
They can derail your whole day and make you sad/mad for the rest of the week due to one small interaction.
They can derail your whole day and make you sad/mad for the rest of the week due to one small interaction.
“Gosh Dan, my sister seeks to ruin my day every chance she gets.”
“Sounds like she’s a megabitch, far beyond the encapsulated vessel by which normal bitches reside, and instead has transcended into the bitch Aether.”
“...What?”
“Sounds like she’s a megabitch, far beyond the encapsulated vessel by which normal bitches reside, and instead has transcended into the bitch Aether.”
“...What?”
by Görm Rat-el June 21, 2020
Get the Megabitch mug.1. Really fucking Awesome
2. Representative of a large sum of cake
3. An extremly easy oppurtunity to take money or valuables from someone stupid
4. (this is more of a prefix to the 2nd definition) An easy oppurtunity to make cake
2. Representative of a large sum of cake
3. An extremly easy oppurtunity to take money or valuables from someone stupid
4. (this is more of a prefix to the 2nd definition) An easy oppurtunity to make cake
by King Jewman Jr. June 21, 2009
Get the Megabank mug.A female of super-sized, intolerable, and uncalled for bitchiness with an extra side of "Oh no she didn't..."
Talking amongst the chattering crowd...
Girl 1: I totally understand it now Krystyna, thanks!
Girl 2: No problem babe. Happy I cleared that up for y-
Megabitch: (Snaps to Girls) -Uh HELLO?! Excuse me? Do you have a question? Well do you? Oh well, shut your face because nobody cares.
Girl 1: Whoa! Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning with a stick up their ass!
Girl 2: Yeah, that cunt is a total megabitch.
Girl 1: I totally understand it now Krystyna, thanks!
Girl 2: No problem babe. Happy I cleared that up for y-
Megabitch: (Snaps to Girls) -Uh HELLO?! Excuse me? Do you have a question? Well do you? Oh well, shut your face because nobody cares.
Girl 1: Whoa! Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning with a stick up their ass!
Girl 2: Yeah, that cunt is a total megabitch.
by LongWay2Go February 17, 2009
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"Last night i was feeling a little lonely, so i visited the megaballet", said John.
"Wait, what is that?", Chris responded.
"Wait, what is that?", Chris responded.
by Uncle Jewface August 24, 2008
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