Mansplain Max

Breath-takingly daring levels of Mansplaining. Way above and beyond regular mansplaining.

Examples: Mansplaining Vietnamese food to a Vietnamese girl. Mansplaining metal music to the owner of a metal bar. Straight mansplaining how to come out to a gay guy.

Someone tried to tell the yoga teacher she was doing it wrong - while he fell out of crow pose like 9 times.

Was it Nick?

Yeah, that guy is Mansplain Max

by Buakk November 21, 2019

Mansplain

Originally used to describe dismissive excuses we men use for our bad behavior. Such as "Boys will be boys", "It's a guy thing", or "That's just how men are"

He attempted to mansplain his way out of the situation by stating his actions are normal among all men

by Ay-Ay-Rawn June 28, 2023

Orgasm Mansplainer

Man trying to mansplain to a women if she came or not during sex.

First described in a Reddit thread about a woman having sex with a guy that tried to argue that she came, even though she clearly didn't and said so to him.

person 1: "You just came."
person 2: "You are such an orgasm mansplainer."

by wœöégn§∑œ†nwi March 17, 2023

Mansplaining

When a man tries to over explain topics to (mostly) women who most of the time know better than him.

"Wo does this guy think he is?"

"Oh don't mind Frank, he's just mansplaining again..."

by RinMushroom February 7, 2023

mansplain

When a man explains something to a woman that she thinks she understands, but actually doesn't.

If you weren't so dumb, men wouldn't have to mansplain shit to you all the time.

by JudgeyJudge May 8, 2023

MANSPLAINING

The simplifying or for women reading this "dumbing down" of an already simple logical premise/point/definition or task in an attempt to get a woman to understand it.

Jenny was angry that Henry was mansplaining how to read the map. She told him it was his fault she got lost afterwards because his explanation confused her. Without it, she would have been fine she claimed (despite his mansplaining was delivered in response to her asking"How do I use this map?)

by Fevolenko September 18, 2022

Mansplaination

if your ever in trouble with a girl or even sometimes this works with dudes I need you to find the stupidest yet most logical way to say it. First It has to be unnecessarily long second it has to be semi relatable and third you gotta make it sound convenient for the other person

Down bellow is an example of a man who was caught and in trouble and he wanted to get off the hook witch arose questions in the other person's mind

"why do you want to be off the hook so bad? Hiding something?"

Incorrect response: " because it's annoying when your CONSTANTLY saying things without judging properly or fairly"

Correct response:
" Well you see it's nothing of wanting to do with other people it's about personal freedom. "Off the hook" a widely used term you see imagine me a fish a great white shark, I wouldn't wanna be stuck on a hook all the time it hurts and makes you bleed so getting off the hook would also allow me freedom. Now imagine me human me and you human you I'm currently on the hook I don't want to be off the hook so I can have Total freedom and do whatever the fuck I want I want to be off the hook so that you don't have to worry about anything! Of course I'm gonna regulate myself. I just don't want you to waste your mental energy keeping me on the hook it's be a waste and you should t waste your energy! You should focus on kicking that rashes ass I know it might feel like it won't change anything but I know it will coming from experience so the reason I want off the hook is so you don't waste your energy and I can focus more on helping you!"

This is proper mansplaination

by Voodoooboy December 16, 2021