Malissa

Malissa”.... The biggest cunt you will ever meet, very manipulative, has you convinced she is a good girl and innocent at first, then slowly her disguise begins to fade and you see her for the manipulative lying back stabbing tattle telling no good whore she really is. God forbid you have to work with this brown nosing dick sucking tell the boss yes kinda cunt because she will do her best to take credit and/or one up you every time. Never leave your man alone with this whore, she will be naked and humping his leg before you get the car backed out of your space. This 100 pound whore also eats whatever she wants and brags about it. Redeeming quality: will never have a good relationship because she falls for every pathetic line there is and believes him when he says the same lines to her he uses on everyone else. It’s so fun to watch her fall on her cutsie face EVERY TIME!

I saw Malissa eat a whole Pizza then go suck off Greg in the dining room just because he said she was “cute” LMAOO

by Time to break HIPPA April 29, 2019

Malsh

Making A Long Short Ha

MALSH THAT IS SO FUNNY

HAAAAAAAAA HA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT

It's a long haaaa and then a short ha. That's what Malsh is all about.. so you don't have to write haaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha, anymore. Or you can, but more creatively, by saying MALSH. :)

by Steven Savio October 18, 2008

Malisa

Dummy, a BITER. Shy & Quiet. Can be nice, wants to be cool.

Person 1:Hey, did you know the song My Boo & Dilemma is my song?
Person 2: What are you talking ABOUT? I just told you thats my song yesterday?
Person 1: What.. What.. I dont rememberrrr...
Person 2: YOUR SUCH A MALISA.

by Conspicuiois May 2, 2009

maleske

to sneek out in the middle of a party and have sex.

" dude did you just go get a maleske"

by john 500 August 1, 2008

MalissaAnn

A girl who is hussy and usually falls for A Dwayne.

That MalissaAnn will be married to A Dwayne pretty soon!

by misshussalito December 30, 2010

maliski

A general asshole, usually is part of larger military based organizations at school such as JROTC programs. He will screw you over at any point he would and leave you in the desert alone if he gets the chance and will always throw you under the bus before admitting his mistake.

(At the movies waiting for friend)
me: hey dude whats up
friend: not much

me: wheres john?
friend: oh yeah Adam pulled a maliski on him and he left him at the gas station alone so hes not coming
me: that dickhead

by Crashanthony October 2, 2012

los malos

"The bad guys"

"Los Malos!, Los Malos!..."
The cops are in the neighborhood, get your minds right!...

by OneBoy1234 March 18, 2017