1. To be a complete fuck up beyond an epic level ie a nuclear explosion crossed with home delivered abortion done through the anus.
2. to be a haggard old cradle snatching drug dealer at your place of work who is ruthless with those below but sycophant to those above
3. to be so far beyond disgusting it defies description in words, like if there was a ninth level of hell you just hit level 259252 below that
2. to be a haggard old cradle snatching drug dealer at your place of work who is ruthless with those below but sycophant to those above
3. to be so far beyond disgusting it defies description in words, like if there was a ninth level of hell you just hit level 259252 below that
dude you just totally marylang'd it
man did you ever see a bitch as feral that she is so far off the chart she's almost on a scale of -1000 to marylang..
man did you ever see a bitch as feral that she is so far off the chart she's almost on a scale of -1000 to marylang..
by markivas October 16, 2008
Get the marylang mug.A unique state. The weather sucks (hot and humid as a mother in the summer, cold as a bitch in the winter) the blue crabs are severely overrated, Alaskan king crabs and such are better. The city of Baltimore is literally a dump and the people there have the most annoying accent on the face of the Earth (no offense). However, the scenic parts are nice and the suburbs of D.C. are awesome such as Montgomery County. Everything is here there are forests, beaches, and mountains.
by D.C. IS HORRIBLE April 18, 2009
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Known as "Maarilin" to those who live there. Maarilin is known for its large body of wuder, the Chesapeake bay. The University of Maryland, home of the terps(short for "terpin", or terrapin)is one of the largest public universities in America.
Maryland may as well be split into thirds and given to other states. Western Maryland, with some of the most affluent counties in the county(Montgomery, Howard) can go to Pennsylvania, there is no difference whatsoever. Northern Maryland(farms) can to West Virginia, i'm sure that all the hicks will get along very nicely. The Eastern Shore and southern Maryland(with all the crabs and home schooled kids) can go to Virginia, but only southern Virginia, seeing as people in northern Virginia are normal.
Maryland is not in the south, but it's not in New England either. Located right on the Mason-Dixon line, Maryland is suffering from a severe identity crisis.
One of the best states in the Union(if you were to take away the Eastern Shore and PG county)
Maryland may as well be split into thirds and given to other states. Western Maryland, with some of the most affluent counties in the county(Montgomery, Howard) can go to Pennsylvania, there is no difference whatsoever. Northern Maryland(farms) can to West Virginia, i'm sure that all the hicks will get along very nicely. The Eastern Shore and southern Maryland(with all the crabs and home schooled kids) can go to Virginia, but only southern Virginia, seeing as people in northern Virginia are normal.
Maryland is not in the south, but it's not in New England either. Located right on the Mason-Dixon line, Maryland is suffering from a severe identity crisis.
One of the best states in the Union(if you were to take away the Eastern Shore and PG county)
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Maarilin
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: (with great difficulty) Maryland
Person 1: Oh, are you a hick, a redneck, or a rich ass white kid?
Person 2: Maarilin
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: (with great difficulty) Maryland
Person 1: Oh, are you a hick, a redneck, or a rich ass white kid?
by kellancullen January 9, 2009
Get the Maryland mug.Best state ever! To be a true Marylander you got to at least like crabs little bit. We have Maryland accents and farms are in your neighborhood or are near one unless you live in the city. The city is ghetto and kind of dirty but only a half hour to an hour away depending on where you live. Maryland girls go to the mall a lot and can be found wearing hollister and aeropostale. Most marylanders are republicans. We get all types of weather here. us marylanders are cool people!
Girl 1: I live in Maryland
Girl 2: no way! That's so cool! I wanna live here!
Girl 1: you should. Harford county rocks!
Girl 2: (moves to harford county) this place is awesome!
Girl 1: I know! Let's go to the mall!
Girl 2: no way! That's so cool! I wanna live here!
Girl 1: you should. Harford county rocks!
Girl 2: (moves to harford county) this place is awesome!
Girl 1: I know! Let's go to the mall!
by eesingz48 August 25, 2011
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1. The action of committing to a social gathering (dinner/drinks, cookout, movie, theatre, etc) with plenty of time to spare, only to cancel at the last minute.
2. A slightly ruder version of #1, although the person will simply pull a no show, and will not be reachable via phone or text when the event is taking place.
3. A more extreme version of #1 & #2, a Marylander will additionally reconfirm once or twice throughout the week and will show enthusiasm for the event, promise not to pull a "Marylander" again, yet still will
noun.
1. A person who, after moving to Maryland, loses the ability to follow through with social events and repeatedly pulls a Marylander.
1. The action of committing to a social gathering (dinner/drinks, cookout, movie, theatre, etc) with plenty of time to spare, only to cancel at the last minute.
2. A slightly ruder version of #1, although the person will simply pull a no show, and will not be reachable via phone or text when the event is taking place.
3. A more extreme version of #1 & #2, a Marylander will additionally reconfirm once or twice throughout the week and will show enthusiasm for the event, promise not to pull a "Marylander" again, yet still will
noun.
1. A person who, after moving to Maryland, loses the ability to follow through with social events and repeatedly pulls a Marylander.
ex1. John and Sue planned a nice gathering for Saturday. Nelson agreed to come on Monday, confirmed Thursday, and then pulled a Marylander on Saturday.
ex2. 'Example: Joe: "How was the cookout, did Nelson come?" Lorrie: "Nahh, that douchebag Marylander pulled a Marylander again. We need to move out of this state. "
ex2. 'Example: Joe: "How was the cookout, did Nelson come?" Lorrie: "Nahh, that douchebag Marylander pulled a Marylander again. We need to move out of this state. "
by Nelson Gallagher April 13, 2014
Get the Marylander mug.1. to be disloyal to your friends
2. to throw responsibility and common sense to the wayside in the name of fun
Often used to proclaim false greatness in oneself for the above definitions.
2. to throw responsibility and common sense to the wayside in the name of fun
Often used to proclaim false greatness in oneself for the above definitions.
I stole his money, Maryland Style.
Here, we party Maryland Style. I got so drunk last weekend that I puked in my bed and slept in it all this week. Yeah, dawg that's Maryland Style.
Here, we party Maryland Style. I got so drunk last weekend that I puked in my bed and slept in it all this week. Yeah, dawg that's Maryland Style.
by BigDaddy November 11, 2004
Get the Maryland Style mug.1. A teacher that is constantly following you around and asking you to join a club. Usually teaches band.
2. An idiot. An absolute idiot.
2. An idiot. An absolute idiot.
Selvester Stallone: "Why won't that lady leave me alone? I already told her I didn't want to join!"
Ryan Seacrest: "Because she's a maryland.
Ryan Seacrest: "Because she's a maryland.
by Ombre February 26, 2009
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