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macness

Type of delusional insanity in which owners of Apple products believe they have accessed some sort of techno heaven whilst the rest of the earth wander round in some sort of technological hell.
Typically brings on gloating, narcissistic behaviour, fatuousness and the sincere belief that owning a mac or other iproduct gives them a clearer complexion, more sex appeal and the right to bore everyone to tears with how wonderful Steve Jobs' latest gadget is.
Nathan (for it is he): Omg you are so the looz, buying a Windows pc, ha ha, Windows 7 is just copying the mac os and sooooo inferior. Ha ha, let's all go back to vcrs and betamax, shall we, ha ha (begins to drool and cackle)

Dudess: Oh no! I can't stand anymore of this macness (kicks Nathan in balls)

Dude: Cool, sis, I was taping that for the web, shame Nathan won't be able to see it tho', coz his ishit don't run flash (guffaws into sunset)
by Captain Screebo October 23, 2010
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Macass

1. One who gets very agitated when a software product is out for PC but not Mac.

2. A person who will go on and on about how much better Apple products are, even when unsolicited.
Some macass is threatening to sue us because we don't make a version compatible to Mac!

I can't check my phone without that macass going on about how much better Apple is!
by TalkinNerdy May 15, 2013
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A girl who is a great bestie, athletic, hilarious, punny, crazy, and a downright good person. She’s in love with baseball and football boys and is the hottest girl in school so they love her too. Her favorite animal is a lamb.
Danggg that girls hawt she must be a macey”
“Tommy go get your girl she’s a macey ya know
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Rusty Mace

The act of using a limp,post anal, penis to give somebody a mushroom stamp.
After anal I let myself go soft so I can give my date a Rusty Mace
by redneckpergatory February 6, 2015
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